Letters Home From the Corporate Retreat

I had an article published on McSweeney’s yesterday. Read the first portion of the article below, then head over to McSweeney’s for the whole thing.

Dear kids,

Hi it’s me, mom. How are you? I am terrible! I hate this corporate retreat and want to come home real bad! It’s been raining all day and my cabin smells like frogs. I miss you guys sooooo much. Can you send your Aunt Vicky to come get me?

Love you – Mom

Dear Kids,

We got assigned our team-building groups today. My group is dumb, except for Karen from HR –she’s cool. She watches The Bachelor on TV too…

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