16 Funny Detention Slips

I feel like most of these reasons for detention would be highly unlikely to occur prior to the dawn of the World Wide Web. So, thank you, Internet!

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25 responses to 16 Funny Detention Slips

    1. As a teacher one is forced to write these poe-faced reasons on a detention slip [entirely tongue in cheek] because we are not allowed to write ‘f***ing psychopath’ on them! Got to admire the boy who challenged the ‘1km longer then a mile’ teacher though. Go well-educated child!

          1. no the teacher was completely WRONG. he had his ego bruised and punished a student for correcting him and not just accepting his lesson. isnt that the basis of trying to acquire and futher your knowledge by not just accepting everything but by questioning everything?

      1. goddamnit…this is what happens when teachers are too stupid to know what kind of nonsense they’re teaching people. people get fallacious knowledge installed in their brains. i bet they just look at something saying that 1 mile = 1.6 kilometers and assume the larger number = the greater measurement of length.. because this is definitely something i was taught as well. at least i’m minutely less idiotic now lmfao

  1. Lol, I live about 20 minutes from Newville, PA (the Big Spring detention slip). It’s so funny to read the description because that school district is known for teachers who, I swear, only have a 4th grade education themselves.

  2. Im sure when the kid who got hit with the bible got home his mom was like “how was school” and he was like “well I got beat up by Jesus “

  3. My younger sister got detention in elementary school for kicking a boy in the nuts. Two years later for kissing that same boy.

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