21 Reasons Getting Old Will be Freaking Awesome

If you think getting old is a bad thing, think again. I mean, just look at all the awesome things we have to look forward to…

1. You won’t have to walk anywhere, ever:

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2. You’ll be rocking that sweet Medicare, so you’ll be fit as a fiddle:

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3. You’ll have plenty of time to relive your childhood:

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4. Or pursue new hobbies, like this:

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5. Or this:

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6. You’ll be able to complain about this sign:

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7. You can blame your brain farts on being old:

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8. You can wear whatever you want and people will still think you’re “adorable”:

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9. Work won’t get in the way of playing with your friends all day:

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10. Any picture you take will instantly be 300% more awesome:

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11. You’ll have earned your street cred:

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12. You’ll finally have time to start your career as a superhero:

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13. Or at the very least, become a neighborhood security guard:

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14. You’ll get to be the kid and your kids will have to be the adults:

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15. You’ll finally reach the fourth stage of life:

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16. You’ll be short on time, so you can cut corners:

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17. You can put that new hip to good use:

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18. You’ll be able to sit wherever you damn well please:

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19. Your birthday cake will keep you warm at night:

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20. No one suspects the little old lady:

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21. So you’ll be free to tear shit up without the repercussions of getting caught:

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