18 Things That Actually Exist (3.20.13)

Off subject: A few people are reporting pop-up ads showing up on Pleated-Jeans. Just want to say they’re not there on purpose and I’m trying to figure out why they’re showing up. I promise, I would never intentionally annoy you guys like that. Anyway…

This Zombie Children’s Book:

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“Baby” Pears:

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Cat Armour:

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This Nightmare-Inducing Nic Cage Denim Jacket:

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Slipper Speakers:

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This Enormous-Sized Bag of Cheetos:

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The Facebook Hug Vest:

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Keyboard Pants:

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Super Mario Easter Eggs:

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Hairy Ear Plugs:

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People-Colored Pencils:

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This Knitted Bane Mask:

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This Tail Decal for Rear Window Wipers:

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A Standing Toilet for Women:

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Cereal That Supposedly Makes Your Sex Better:

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The Penis Name Book:

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The Triolin:

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A Mobile Trashcan That Detects Your Trash:

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