Kids Say the Darndest Things (22 Pics)

The innocence of childhood is often a goldmine for comedy…

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12 responses to Kids Say the Darndest Things (22 Pics)

  1. @whatev: Actually, I am sure that a kid could have said the “unborn” thing…but I am equally sure that he was just parroting something he has heard elsewhere- most likely from the supposedly “embarrassed” mother. Personally, I think most of these “funny” things are just kids imitating stuff they’ve seen/heard from their oblivious parents or inappropriate TV shows. I’ve seen other “kids-say-funny-stuff” posts where the stuff sounded a lot more “kid-like” than most of these seem. (The one about wanting to be a wolf is about the only one in this batch that feels honestly “spontaneously” kid-like to me…but I’m pretty skeptical of a lot of this internet mass-posted stuff!)

  2. @Zirconia it’s a joke that has been around forever. Pretty sure it never came from a kid’s mouth.

    Also, if you look at “poop butt” some adult made the letters (dots) for them to trace.

    Some I can believe. My son (at 6 or so), when presented with a worksheet picture pointing to a guy’s lap, wrote “penis” instead of “lap” 🙂

  3. It’s entirely possible he made his own connect the dots puzzle. I used to do that. And as a teacher, I’d believe a lot of these. Best one I’ve personally seen was a kindergartner who tried to write “I can eat peanuts” and wound up with “i can et penis”. I almost died from suppressed laughter.

  4. When I was four, I was insistent on being a lion when I grew up. I also know a little third grader who knows almost every swear word invented. So I believe most of these.

  5. When my son was 4, he told people that he wanted to be a “dam engineer” when he grew up. I told him that he needed to tell people that he wanted to build dams.

  6. My 7 year old and 11 year old were in the bathroom, when the 7 year old holds up a Tampon and yells to his brother, ” Hey, What’s this?” “Oh, that’s a Butt Plug!”

  7. Kids can sometimes be demented. I’m a preteen between 9 and 12 and I’m a girl but I’ve never done this before. These kids are crazy if it was they who wrote the letters and who wrote the words. And yes, I am allowed to read this stuff.

  8. “What fraction of the cars IS painted” and “What fraction of the erasers IS painted”. OMG! Even the “teachers” can’t teach!

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