Jeff Wysaski
This is now a weekly post. Let’s all go enjoy the best that Twitter has to offer…
https://twitter.com/msdanifernandez/status/453364891680641024
what if you added the letters S and E to the X files hahha. it would be the X-ES Files. haha excess files. way too many files lmao
— ret (@rad_milk) April 25, 2014
https://twitter.com/jrichiev2/status/451081439333740544
https://twitter.com/markmarklittle/status/452876739807821824
Be careful of what you say online because future employers might see it and will probably want to start hanging out with you
— NOT A METH LAB (@jenlaw_11) October 12, 2013
https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/502471648969498624
https://twitter.com/Laser_Cat/status/337930997561716737
"Can I have more of these mouse spears?"
"Sir those are toothpicks"
"I need 1000 for my army. We march at dawn"— Lyle Clippart (@Kyle_Lippert) April 21, 2014
Bitches ain't shit but your mothers, daughters, sisters, wives, teachers, doctors, pastors, senators, judges, therapists, journalists, astro
— Paige (@PeachCoffin) February 20, 2014
https://twitter.com/DillDoes/status/502310214675488768
You should see the other guy. Specifically, how good at fighting he is.
— Cullen Crawford (@HelloCullen) November 20, 2013
https://twitter.com/joryjohn/status/368515491070894081
https://twitter.com/ibid78/status/494594057947979777
https://twitter.com/philyuck/status/362948821740814337
https://twitter.com/BromanConsul/status/365147134707777538
https://twitter.com/EJGomez/status/409392298561376256