26 Passive-Aggressive Notes That Prove Neighbors Suck

These unfriendly notes from neighbors might just convince you to move to the woods…

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14 responses to 26 Passive-Aggressive Notes That Prove Neighbors Suck

  1. In a good number of these cases, it’s the person the notes are intended for that I wouldn’t want to live next to (rather than the note-leaver). Thieves and inconsiderate people are, I imagine, awful to live with.

    The wind chime people and the “GODLESS” people fit the intro, though. Hostile much?

  2. OK, I’m pretty sure that “godless activities” probably refers to sex, but I much prefer to think that the neighbours are conducting satanic rituals or having a shrimp buffet.

  3. Unfriendly neighbors? Am I misunderstanding this? Most of these, I felt bad for the neighbors who had to write the note, not the people to whom the notes were directed.

  4. I had a new neighbour drop a note through my door once telling me to “lose some weight” as I was a “bad influence” on her kids. Who turned out to be watching my house every day with a frikkin telescope.

  5. Wow. When I read these I see gutless people afraid to actually confront people. So you should strike out the work Aggressive cause these people are not aggressive.

    1. I once had a neighbor slip a passive-aggressive not under my door, while I was home, based on a simple misunderstanding. I immediately took the note and knocked on their door to clear things up. They simply refused to answer.

  6. Anyone who thinks most of these notes are over the top has clearly never lived in an apartment building.

    Except the one threatening to cut off someone’s head and mount it as a hood ornament, that’s a bit, uh… disproportionate retribution-y. Also I’m not sure if you can file a class-action lawsuit against a single person who has wind chimes, but I can see how that would be incredibly annoying to have to hear wind chimes 24/7.

    And I don’t know what you expect the people to do when they don’t know who’s the one making noise or stealing from them.

  7. “Godless activities” :/

    If you’re incapable of teaching your “impressionable” child right from wrong, maybe you shouldn’t have them.

  8. for those who say that leaving notes is cowardly consider the poor 1st floor folks who have asshole 2nd floor neighbors whodont answer the door because they are too loud to HEAR their own door being knocked upon in the midst of the early morn

    tldr considering using a note to notify them that the floor is seriously thin

  9. People who love wind chimes should hang them in their own living room and put a fan on them. Why in the world would any person with a modicum of consideration for any other human being put a wind chime outside their house? Do they think that the sound magically stops at their property line?

    Again, keep your tranquility to yourself you selfish fucking bastards.

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