There Are Idiots Among Us (19 Pics)

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24 responses to There Are Idiots Among Us (19 Pics)

  1. The first one’s such an idiot. Everybody knows Drake graduated from Degrassi Community School! I’m so happy to see he recovered from his paralysis.

  2. That was a stupid move only if you wanted your cutting board back. Perhaps destroying the cutting board was the goal.
    Just sayin’

  3. Not saying my older sister is an idiot, but I asked her what browser she was using and she answered “the internet.” she thought the Internet was a browser…

  4. The windshield wipers one actually isn’t stupid. Even if snow won’t be getting into the garage it can still get cold enough to freeze the wipers to the windshield, which can cause cracking and the wipers to warp. It’s happened to me.

    1. Also, it could just be habit. Like, it may not be necessary at that particular time, but if you always do it then you won’t forget to do it when you really need to.

  5. At least two of these (the gold-plated testicles and the man turning himself in for reward money) were stories on fairly craptastic satire sites. If you’re going to just post fake news stories as real, at least pull them from clickhole. Their fake stories are a lot better.

  6. “You know t we should do? Forcefully take this sacred mountain that over looks an Indian burial ground, then blast it with explosives so that it looks like their genocidal murderers.”

    Hence Rushmore.

      1. George Washington, who started his career in the French and Indian Wars, which included quite a few massacres by both the French and British troops of Native noncombatants, including ones he took part in. Thomas Jefferson, who started the policy of Westward expansion to push out Native tribes. Abraham Lincoln, who had General John Pope massacre a bunch of the Soux, and then voided all the Soux treaties and opened up the Soux lands to white settlement. And Teddy Roosevelt, who said, “I don’t go so far as to think that the only good Indians are the dead Indians, but I believe nine out of every 10 are. And I shouldn’t like to inquire too closely into the case of the tenth,” and also did a lot of Indian removals to set up the national parks.

    1. She left the covering on the nozzle of the pump. Some gas stations have a cover for the gas pump so there isn’t drippage.

      1. Um, noooo. Those bags are put over gas pump nozzles that are OUT OF ORDER, as in “THERE-IS-SOMETHING-WRONG-WITH-THIS-GAS-PUMP-SO-NO-ONE-SHOULD-USE-IT”. That’s why the bright yellow bag says OUT OF ORDER on it.

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