First impressions are important. These celebrities found the perfect way to introduce themselves to the world of Twitter. [via smosh]
— Lionel Richie (@Lioneltext) April 11, 2013
Hey. It's me, Brie. Sorry I'm late. I've been been on MySpace this whole time.
— Brie Larson (@brielarson) July 25, 2015
My first tweet, peeps. I apologize in advance for my slow learning curve. Nice to (sort of) meet you. It's amazing how quickly 140 charac
— Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH) November 16, 2009
I have just landed on your Planet.
This could be my last Tweet.
— Jerry Seinfeld (@JerrySeinfeld) July 15, 2011
i have officially entered the 20th century. i mean the 21st.
— P!nk (@Pink) April 4, 2009
Tis my first twitt-er. Or tweet? Twit? Or tweet?
"Twit or tweet everybody." Is this anything?
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) March 10, 2009
A well-made suit gives you the illusion of a physique.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) September 17, 2008
i have come to join you pleas be gentle with me as ive been feeling vulnerable… yet implausibly, sexy
— Russell Brand (@rustyrockets) January 26, 2009
I am trying to figure out how to make the background a picture of my boobs
— Kate Upton (@KateUpton) October 21, 2010
i am still alive
— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) December 3, 2007
I'm about to go onstage in Minneapolis. After I finish my tuna melt and go pee
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 27, 2009
I'll be honest, just created this to say that any other "twitter-ers" aren't me. Flattering… just not me.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 25, 2009
Talk to me, Twitter. pic.twitter.com/7skFm6Ffhn
— Robert Downey Jr (@RobertDowneyJr) April 11, 2014
is checking that his new Twitter account is working and fully awesome.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) February 18, 2009
first tweet. no followers. feel pretty good about it.
— chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) January 22, 2011
I hope the 17 fans on my Geocities page follow me here.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) May 1, 2010
Whelp. Here I am. I had to put a V in this because a spambot whore has my name.
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) September 29, 2009
Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) February 24, 2010
We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet.
— CIA (@CIA) June 6, 2014