15 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read

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12 responses to 15 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read

  1. The last one made me laugh. I lived as an expat in Nigeria for a while and they had a promo girl in a bar offering wine tasting. I asked her what type of wine it was and she gave me a funny look and said ‘eerr, it’s grape!’

  2. I hate sushi.

    And not just because I find it bland.

    I hate how sushi is the one food you’re not allowed to dislike.

    Like I’ll say that I don’t like sushi and someone’s like “Oh, well not all sushi is raw fish” and I explain that I like raw fish like pickled herring, Cuban fish steaks, or the raw slivers you get at some Thai places.

    “Well, you’ve just never had GOOD sushi!” No, I’ve had sushi lots of times. In fancy places, in Guam, in Tokyo, and even that “one place”.

    “I guess sushi’s just not for everyone. Some people just don’t have as much culture as me.” You know what? Fuck you. What culture? You’ve never left the country, never go to museums, never go to shows, never travel to see a musician, and never read. But I guess you’ve got me, cause you like sushi and I don’t.

    1. In the immortal words of Percy from Squaresville, “Like what you like. Love what you like. Just don’t put people down for having different tastes than you.”

    2. You hate sushi? “I’ve had sushi lots of times. In fancy places, in Guam, in Tokyo, and even that “one place”.” You must be a very slow learner.

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