21 People Who Took Things Way Too Literally

Apparently, none of these people know the term ‘figure of speech…” [via guff]

13 responses to 21 People Who Took Things Way Too Literally

  1. to be fair, if the teacher wanted the last kid to use on specific strategy in particular they should’t of been so vague.

  2. I once ordered “Two pepperoni combos and a slice of cheese on the side” at NASA’s Glenn Museum’s cafeteria.

    The guy gave us two sodas and a number. A few minutes later he brought over two slices of pepperoni pizza and a slice of cheese on a plate. Literally a slice of American cheese. Like for sandwiches.

    And that guy most likely brags how he works for NASA.

    1. Once i ordered a cheeseburger with just cheese (like no toppings) and got a bun with a slice of cheese on it- no patty. This was when I was a kid and I grew up thinking that was what a cheeseburger was.

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