21 Things That Actually Exist

 

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          1. It’s something you can buy..the girl is modeling the yummy shyte baby.

    1. I have one. You use it when you’re not driving, people, it’s really not that difficult to figure out…

  1. Did anyone else notice in steering wheel food platform pic that the steering wheel is upside down? You can have this convenience while you drive as long as you want to drive in circles.

    1. The point is to be able to sit in your car, relax and eat in your own comfortable environment instead of having to eat inside a dirty or noisy or etc restaurant. I hope it can only be used when the steering wheel is upside down, better chance that some idiot will not try to drive with it on there. “Oh but officer I couldnt veer out of the way of hitting that child (or motorcyclist or elderly person or whatever) because if I did that I would have spilled my food on my lap! They deserved to die so I could eat while driving!”

    2. Those things are NOT for driving – they’re are very handy for sales people who work a lot out of their cars that need a flat surface to write/type/eat on between sales calls.

  2. That’s not a dentist’s waiting room, that’s an exhibit from a children’s museum somewhere.

  3. The gun phone is a great way to get shot by police. It seems the police have trouble controlling themselves to begin with, imagine you whip that phone out in front of a cop? Not smart…

    1. It’s OK to use only if you are white. Minnesota cops proved black people get shot just going for their wallet.

      1. Wasn’t it a white guy who got in trouble for having one going through Heathrow sometime in the last week? Of course not like the brit cops *could* have shot him if they wanted to.

        1. a much more civilized world… American law enforcement hangs tight to their wild west roots… american tv portrays the police in a way that they must live by..as we see all the time. in the UK, the police use actual policing and detective skills…and many cameras. Much more fearful of the UK police than America’s ‘hitmen’ forces

          1. No. Everyone’s got it all wrong. Here’s EXACTLY what’s wrong with the police in the US.

            It’s a completely inbreed institution that only hires a razor thin demographic and as a result ends up with unchecked power and a “good old boys” club.

            Cops are typically all the same background and mentality as a result. Straight, white, male, Christians with square haircuts and they’ve never been around the type of people they police.

            Most police agencies will disqualify a person if they admit to had ever used pot. POT! How do you expect someone to know anything about drug culture if you won’t hire someone who’s used the most commonly used illegal substance?

            Oh, and they use lie detector tests when asking these questions. You know what a better name than “lie detector” would be? Justified discrimination. They don’t work. At all. Like, not even in the slightest. But they’ve become an intercul part of law enforcement because people think it works, when it doesn’t, and the person giving the test can say they’re lying whenever they want.

            “Sorry black female applicant, according to this lie detector test you lied when we asked you if you’re in fact 12 squirrels in a human costume!”

            But that’s just part of why police are fucked up.

            Another big part is that they’ve completely lost touch of their responsibilities as a police officer. Police are supposed to be stewards of the community. Not tax men that work through bullying and intimidation.

            Look no further than the vehicles cops are driving today to know that that’s not the case anymore.

            Cop cars are all “low profile”, dark, and aggressive looking. Their uniforms are all now black and aggressive looking. They are going into situations with the intent to bully. Not individually, but as an institution.

            And why the hell are their cars hard to identify? Because it’s more important to them to nail people for moving violations than it is to be a presence.

            Oh, and it’s going to get WAY worse, btw.

            Uber is DESTROYING the DUI racket. When Uber comes into town the amount of DUI’s the police can get drop like a stone. They go from 5 DUIs per 100,000 people per day, to 1 DUI a week. At $3000 a head that’s $15,000 a day, 365 days a year, down to $3000 48 times a year.

            Think I’m wrong? Austin Texas is BANNING Uber for EXACTLY this reason. They’re not even being shy about it.

            So when this happens it puts pressure on cops to nail more people for any petty reason they can find. Oh, and blacks are a lot easier to prosecute and way less likely to successfully defend themselves or sue. So…

            Then what’s next after Uber? Self driving cars.

            Holy shit, just wait for that one.

            Civil forfeiture, here we come.

            If you’re not familiar with what that is, civil forfeiture is a law that states police can confiscate any property without a warrant if they “feel that the property was used for criminal activity”.

            Oh, and there’s no way to fight the charges, because there are no charges. They just take your stuff and keep it. There’s no court system, no appeals, no follow up. And before you ask they have taken cash, cars, jewelry, electronics, and anything worth money. Then they put them up for auction and sell it off for pennies on the dollar because they aggressively try to keep the auctions private.

            Go ahead, look up police auctions in your area. You’ll find a website that says something about it. But you won’t find out when the next one is. And you’ll get a number where you’ll call and they’ll tell you to call another number, who in turn will tell you to call another number.

            Meanwhile, if you DID finally find one and go, expect to get pulled over and harassed for as long as you live in that city.

          2. No. Everyone’s got it all wrong. Here’s EXACTLY what’s wrong with the police in the US.

            It’s a completely inbreed institution that only hires a razor thin demographic and as a result ends up with unchecked power and a “good old boys” club.

            Cops are typically all the same background and mentality as a result. Straight, white, male, Christians with square haircuts and they’ve never been around the type of people they police.

            Most police agencies will disqualify a person if they admit to had ever used pot. POT! How do you expect someone to know anything about drug culture if you won’t hire someone who’s used the most commonly used illegal substance?

            Oh, and they use lie detector tests when asking these questions. You know what a better name than “lie detector” would be? Justified discrimination. They don’t work. At all. Like, not even in the slightest. But they’ve become an intercul part of law enforcement because people think it works, when it doesn’t, and the person giving the test can say they’re lying whenever they want.

            “Sorry black female applicant, according to this lie detector test you lied when we asked you if you’re in fact 12 squirrels in a human costume!”

            But that’s just part of why police are fucked up.

            Another big part is that they’ve completely lost touch of their responsibilities as a police officer. Police are supposed to be stewards of the community. Not tax men that work through bullying and intimidation.

            Look no further than the vehicles cops are driving today to know that that’s not the case anymore.

            Cop cars are all “low profile”, dark, and aggressive looking. Their uniforms are all now black and aggressive looking. They are going into situations with the intent to bully. Not individually, but as an institution.

            And why the hell are their cars hard to identify? Because it’s more important to them to nail people for moving violations than it is to be a presence.

        2. Fly into any UK airport! They have ARMED Police walking around in PAIRS! All armed with MP5 machine guns; with pistols and TASERS!

          Go outside the airport and it’s a different story! Now, and this may come as a shock to you Americans; but we DO in fact have armed police. They don’t walk the beat, but instead drive around all day in unmarked vans, and wait to be called.

    2. No. Everyone’s got it all wrong. Here’s EXACTLY what’s wrong with the police in the US.

      It’s a completely inbreed institution that only hires a razor thin demographic and as a result ends up with unchecked power and a “good old boys” club.

      Cops are typically all the same background and mentality as a result. Straight, white, male, Christians with square haircuts and they’ve never been around the type of people they police.

      Most police agencies will disqualify a person if they admit to had ever used pot. POT! How do you expect someone to know anything about drug culture if you won’t hire someone who’s used the most commonly used illegal substance?

      Oh, and they use lie detector tests when asking these questions. You know what a better name than “lie detector” would be? Justified discrimination. They don’t work. At all. Like, not even in the slightest. But they’ve become an intercul part of law enforcement because people think it works, when it doesn’t, and the person giving the test can say they’re lying whenever they want.

      “Sorry black female applicant, according to this lie detector test you lied when we asked you if you’re in fact 12 squirrels in a human costume!”

      But that’s just part of why police are fucked up.

      Another big part is that they’ve completely lost touch of their responsibilities as a police officer. Police are supposed to be stewards of the community. Not tax men that work through bullying and intimidation.

      Look no further than the vehicles cops are driving today to know that that’s not the case anymore.

      Cop cars are all “low profile”, dark, and aggressive looking. Their uniforms are all now black and aggressive looking. They are going into situations with the intent to bully. Not individually, but as an institution.

      And why the hell are their cars hard to identify? Because it’s more important to them to nail people for moving violations than it is to be a presence.

      Oh, and it’s going to get WAY worse, btw.

      Uber is DESTROYING the DUI racket. When Uber comes into town the amount of DUI’s the police can get drop like a stone. They go from 5 DUIs per 100,000 people per day, to 1 DUI a week. At $3000 a head that’s $15,000 a day, 365 days a year, down to $3000 48 times a year.

      Think I’m wrong? Austin Texas is BANNING Uber for EXACTLY this reason. They’re not even being shy about it.

      So when this happens it puts pressure on cops to nail more people for any petty reason they can find. Oh, and blacks are a lot easier to prosecute and way less likely to successfully defend themselves or sue. So…

      Then what’s next after Uber? Self driving cars.

      Holy shit, just wait for that one.

      Civil forfeiture, here we come.

      If you’re not familiar with what that is, civil forfeiture is a law that states police can confiscate any property without a warrant if they “feel that the property was used for criminal activity”.

      Oh, and there’s no way to fight the charges, because there are no charges. They just take your stuff and keep it. There’s no court system, no appeals, no follow up. And before you ask they have taken cash, cars, jewelry, electronics, and anything worth money. Then they put them up for auction and sell it off for pennies on the dollar because they aggressively try to keep the auctions private.

      Go ahead, look up police auctions in your area. You’ll find a website that says something about it. But you won’t find out when the next one is. And you’ll get a number where you’ll call and they’ll tell you to call another number, who in turn will tell you to call another number.

      Meanwhile, if you DID finally find one and go, expect to get pulled over and harassed for as long as you live in that city.

      1. You don’t sound like you are even in the United States if you think that all police officers are white.

        As a resident of Austin Texas Uber wasn’t banned from Austin. Austin chose to require all drivers of companies like Uber to have city run background checks done on them. So in response to this Uber voluntarily left Austin. Uber wasn’t banned. Like the rest of your statement it’s not factual.

      2. You don’t sound like you are even in the United States if you think that all police officers are white.

        As a resident of Austin Texas Uber wasn’t banned from Austin. Austin chose to require all drivers of companies like Uber to have city run background checks done on them. So in response to this Uber voluntarily left Austin. Uber wasn’t banned. Like the rest of your statement it’s not factual.

      3. what dystopian world are you living in?

        1. most of the cops in my city and the counties around me are NOT white.
        2. only sale/use/distribution of drugs – NON FELONY – within the past five years are excluded. Your 15-year-old pothead can apply when he’s 21, no problem.
        3. our cop cars are white, and they’re almost all Ford Tauruses and the like. Very easy to spot. The “undercover” cars are also pretty obvious.
        4. Their uniforms are light blue. Sometimes they even wear shorts!
        5. Uber is leaving Austin because it refuses to do basic background checks on its drivers. Fine by me. What drove them out? Not the police, but a vote by the public.
        6. police auctions in my area are online.

        I’m amazed you’re on the internet, you conspiracy freak.

    1. It’s also positioned really badly if they want to drink out of that can. They couldn’t have set to drinking hole 90 degrees from the handle?

  4. BOY i cant wait for the day when the twin towers collapsing becomes acceptable to make a thing out of!

    1. I was actually curious about it. It’s from a bird that’s been extinct since about 1500; that foot has been in a London museum since the late 1800s. To me it’s astonishing that something that old has survived in such good shape for so long.

      I think, though, most people see it and think, Dinosaur foot! Or at least prehistoric creature.

  5. I was going to ask why we’re gendering the baby poop alarms, but that would involve accepting the existence of baby poop alarms when babies have at least two methods of alerting people to their poop.

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