22 Creepy Mall Santas

Even if kids believe in Santa they know something is “off” about the guy at the mall. What they don’t know is Santa works non-union construction the rest of the year and lives in a trailer near the quarry. [via distractify]

    

                

17 responses to 22 Creepy Mall Santas

    1. Yeah, we’ve had that talk that no matter how much you believe in all that is good…

      There will always be pieces of shit like you in the world.

  1. OMG…it’s a toss up for my favorite between “Santa with a Shiner” or “Possessed Santa” (take your pick…there is at least three of those)!

  2. M̴̮̘̥͉̯͚̂ͪͧ͒e̢̙̰̭͚̩̹͍̥̽̾͋ͮͫ̒̐̃͝r̴̟̜̬̼̝̭͗̾ͫ͋̂̇̾̃̊ŗ̷̻̱͎̟̃ͮ͌ͮ̒ͮ̓ͅy̭̖͎̘̫̪͚̅͒̾ͥ̌̑̽ ̴͇͉̝̣̥̳̏̈́C͕̫ͬͤͅḧ̻̪̹̘̪̐̋̔̅͜r̦̾̌i̙̘͉̜̺͐̓s̊͆ͬ͌͗ͦ̓҉̼͎̱͓̗̤̩͚t͖̱͖̯̘̯̦̱̙̓ͪͥ͒ͩ́͡m̴͔͔̗͍̘͌̑̋͌ͮͩ̓̚͠a̢̜͍͐͌̈́̏̚s̢̓̋͒͗̊̏҉̛̗̬̯

  3. I’m oddly in love with that 1920s vintage photograph, even though that Santa looks like it was taken out of a sarcophagus and dressed up.

    And the vive St.Nicholas doesn’t count cause that’s a different person

  4. He sees you when you’re sleeping,
    He knows when you’re awake.
    He watches when you change your clothes,
    And touches himself when you poop.

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