12 Poorly Forged Notes From Children

The lesson here is parents need to teach their children how to be better at forging documents. [via distractify]

     

      

13 responses to 12 Poorly Forged Notes From Children

  1. I like how Judy’s mom was concerned enough to black out her last name, but got to Elian Jordan’s and was like “eh, fuck it”.

      1. Mostly bc in kid speech that’s probably supposed to be ‘Eli and Jordan’s’ and not Elian Jordan. Maybe. Who tf knows.

  2. If I got that note about “videogame class” from Nathan, I’d roll with it. Keep him awake until the sun comes up, drilling Mario speed runs, because this is important, dang it! You want to get kicked out of school because you can’t finish Zelda, Nathan? Do you? The note said “ALL NIGHT”, Nathan, and that means ALL NIGHT, every night. Come on. No more sleep, ever, until I see a report card with an “A” for videogames.

    1. COME ON YOU’RE ON A SPEEDRUN AND YOU HAVEN’T EVEN DONE OIL RESEARCH OR MADE RED CIRCUITS??? THIS ISN’T A GAME ELIAN JORDAN, TIME TO WAKE UP OLD HICKORY HAM MIKE! DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME JEFF PRIMAVERA?!?

    1. Because they’re little kids? Little kids aren’t great at spelling. Unlike all the hyper intelligent adult users of the internet who mix up queue and cue and are now hiring severes for their restourant.

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