15 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read

Yet another weekly list of hilarious tweets to jumpstart your Monday.


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19 responses to 15 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read

  1. What is “shovel time”? I am not understanding what is funny about “shovel time”. Is it because the father unit shouted “shovel time” to the lady? If so, I will laugh as it is a humorous thing to say to someone. If “shovel time” means something else, then I will require information and perhaps I will be able to determine the humor in that.

          1. He got your joke, it just wasn’t funny. For the record I don’t get why the shovel thing is supposed to be funny either.

    1. Perhaps it was meant to be a take-off on “Hammer Time,” a catch-phrase of the once-popular rapper M.C. Hammer.

          1. What’s new shovel whoa
            What’s new shovel whoa oh
            Shovel, shovel , I’ve got flowers
            And lots of hours to spend time with you
            So go and powder your cute little shovel nose
            Shovel, shovel , I love you yes I do
            You and your shovel nose
            What’s new shovel whoa
            What’s new shovel whoa oh oh
            Shovel, shovel , you’re so thrilling
            And I’m so willing to care for you
            So go and make up your big little shovel eyes
            Shovel, shovel , I love you yes I do
            You and your shovel eyes

        1. William H. Macy can attest to the unstopability of the shovel due to his portrayal of the renowned Shoveler in the totally accurate historical docudrama Mystery Men.

      1. I thought maybe the dad was saying that the woman was going home to dig a grave for her husband because she’s upset at him.

        I have a poor outlook on life.

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