50 Responses To Texts From Exes That Are Absolutely Devastating

Is there anything more satisfying than brutally owning an ex? You might be thinking “yeah lots of things” or “that’s very petty” but we’ll see how you feel after reading these epic burns. If you’ve ever had your heart broken, this list is going to feel really good.

1.

No need to speak any more thanks leave a voicemail and I'll delete it ok thx bye

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2.

Severe but understandable

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3.

More like a night terror

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4.

The fatal typo

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5.

"CLEESHAY"

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6.

This is A+ work

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"Meet me at Blockbuster" is the new "When hell freezes over"

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9.

This is what happens when your ex has a baby and you ask to see a photo (via @theyearofelan )

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10.

YES

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11.

He will forever regret sending this text

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12.

This guy's is going to face a harsh reality when he's fired from his night job at Arby's.

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13.

New phone problems

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That was the moment you ruined everything

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17.

Our book is on sale now for less than $7! click the link on our bio now!

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http://sumarlea.tumblr.com/post/127668935109/when-your-ex-boyfriend-texts-you-and-youre-really

19.

Hodor

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20.

Snap

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21.

This is why changing the name is always worth doing

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22.

Seems like a fair trade

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23.

Romantic gestures go a long way

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24.

One of the best ever?

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25.

Everything is so backwards sometimes

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26.

NOTHING. BUT PLANS.

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27.

Oh yeah. That too

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28.

When you're the one that got away but you don't even know it

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29.

keep not talking to me

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30.

#ex #exxxactly #nope #gtfoh #extext #bye #aintfallingforit ✌

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How many nectarines?

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34.

HINT HINT. SLAM. FUCKING. DUNK.

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I love this girl

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37.

#honesty

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38.

To be clear

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39.

This is really wonderful

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40.

Makes sense

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41.

Location, location, location

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42.

"Not today, Satan"

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43.

Optimism !!!

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44.

Hahahahahaha Hahahah hahahahahaha

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45.

This is a lovely use of Titanic memes and I endorse it

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47.

Haaahhahaahaaaa

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48.

It's your wedding day

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49.

Cool story bro

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50.

That face says it all

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