Mike
In 2008 I drove to the airport to pick up my girlfriend on Christmas Day. I walked up to her while she was waiting at the baggage claim, and I broke up with her. She cried, she yelled, and because it was her car I drove to the airport, she left me there.
We’re cool now, but every Christmas I send her the same text. “Yo, Merry Christmas! Remember when I broke up with you? That was wild.” Do I need to send that text every year? Absolutely not. Is the joke getting old? Not to me.
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should I text my ex on christmas to remind him of the time he dumped me on christmas three years ago over text and then I had to give away all of his highly personalized gifts
— paige too sick and too busy hardy (@turnthepaigeh) December 9, 2019
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men will break your heart and make you cry for 6 months non stop then text you “happy thanksgiving, thankful for you” at 2:39 am the day after Thanksgiving
— Abby Govindan (@abbygov) December 1, 2019
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Now that I’m lit, you can officially start all of your Christmas traditions! Play holiday music, get in arguments with your family, text your ex and wish them a happy holiday “just because.” Whatever your traditions may be!
— 🎄30RockTree🎄 (@30RockTree) December 5, 2019
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just a reminder not to use christmas as an excuse to message your ex x
— danann💐 (@validatingyou) December 25, 2018
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A message to all my ex flames: if you’re thinking of wishing my a merry Christmas this year….
Don’t.
— Meredith Malinofsky (@mmalinofsky) December 17, 2017
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My ex sent me a message asking me “you can’t even wish anybody a merry Christmas or a happy new year”
My reply “ I don’t even know who the fuck this is?”— Jad Crnogorac (@jadcrnogorac) January 16, 2019
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I remember one year my ex message me ‘Merry Christmas to you and yours’ knowing very well there was no ‘yours’ pic.twitter.com/XfMEhoFmdU
— RUSHCAM (@RushCam) December 25, 2018
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I didn’t get a toxic thanksgiving text. I’ve lost my touch.
— Donell Jones Stan Account (@thenineYANAs) November 29, 2019
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Holidays always give exes an excuse to text you. “Happy thanksgiving, thankful for ya!” Like, you weren’t thankful for me when you were sleeping with 12 other girls, thank you, next
— kenz (@kenzlawson) November 22, 2018
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Up to now, the parents and siblings of both my exes message me during the holidays (and other momentous events) to extend their love. ♥️ Establishing a good relationship with your partner’s family is always a good thing.. esp after you break up.
I will haunt you forever. 🙂 pic.twitter.com/zvWSR56YaD— ✨ Denise ✨ (@elenadenisedl) December 31, 2017
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Is it really a holiday if your ex doesn’t text you a sentimental I miss you message
— Sass Problems (@sassproblems) December 24, 2014
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ex’s love to use the holiday season as a reason to message you and try to ruin your life all over again
— caleb (@calsipos) November 28, 2019
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y’all wait until the holidays to find an excuse to text your ex ? LMFAOOOOOOOOO I do that every other weekend at 2 am, we are not the same
— salad (@defnotsally) November 29, 2019
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Nothing says: “We should fuck again” like a Merry Christmas text from an ex.
— Taquito (@Jazzzzzmina) December 25, 2013
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drink more Jell-O shots than times you text your ex this holiday weekend
— Kelsey Uhlich (@kelseyuhlich) June 30, 2017
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My ex that cheated on me texted me this morning and said “new year, new us?” And I said nope
— Jackson Strick (@StrickJackson) January 1, 2019
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Tis the season to get drunk & text your ex ‘Have a horrible fuckin Christmas’.
— Corey ⚜️ (@CoreyKeyz) December 25, 2014
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“New year new me” she tweets as she drunk texts her ex
— Noah Hazel (@noahhazel55) December 31, 2017
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dudes will look for any reason to talk to you when they see you doing good without them.
my ex just texted me “happy new year”
it’s february 4th
— lydia 🦋 (@generichoe) February 5, 2018
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do use thanksgiving, christmas, and/or new years to text me. closure isn’t real and i love the drama. https://t.co/Aqmq24d0Ac
— gabriel targaryen (@glamtr0n_) November 29, 2019