Sex Ed is important, serious, and totally necessary. Without out it many of us would still believe, as I did until age 19, that sex is just jumping up and down on the bed while hooting. Luckily, sex ed is widely available in our public schools and for those who dropped out of school before 6th grade, there’s Yahoo! Answers. Having the dumbest sex ed questions ever immortalized online for all time is perhaps one of the greatest features of modern society.
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You know what they say about procrastination. They say… I don’t know. I didn’t look it up. I was about to research some things people have said about procrastination but it kinda got away from me and now here I am writing this without a clear plan on how to introduce this post. I’m sure you can figure it out on your own, right? Okay, let me know.
Kids and weddings probably aren’t the best combination. Weddings are dignified, ceremonial, maybe even a little grand. Children are messy, noisy, and always, always, always bored. We pretend otherwise as adults, but you’ve gotta face it: weddings are pretty boring. Kids know this and they can’t help themselves but show exactly how they feel.
Goofy pets are at their goofiest when they’re trying to get a piece of your dinner. They somehow look even funnier than usual. I think it’s because we’re not used to seeing them look up. But it might also be an evolutionary thing, like we humans are more likely to give food to something that looks completely and utterly goofy.