22 Tweets That Perfectly Describe Your Marriage

Married life has its ups and downs, but through it all, you get to know someone as intimately as possible. Maybe a little too much. Here are some of the best tweets accurately depicting what it’s like to be married, for better or for worse.

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19 Times Pets Brought Their Owners, Umm, “Gifts”

Pets are great at retrieving stuff. Dogs especially — throw a ball and nine times out of ten they’ll come bounding back with it. But every now and then they will surprise you by showing up with some completely bizarre object they have absolutely no business giving you. And they still present it like it’s the thing you really want. No thanks man, these gifts are terrible.

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19 People I’m Reporting To 1-800-Crime-Stoppers Immediately

That’s it, I’m calling the police. There’s very little holding our fragile social bonds together. People barely even watch baseball anymore. In a world like this, what meaning do laws have? Apparently none, as we see these evil anarchists walk all over the grass, stand behind gates, and touch things which clearly say not to touch. Any minor violation like these could cause civilization to crumble.

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45 Kids Who Get An “A” At Getting An “F”

As a man who graduated from college with literally a 2.02 GPA, I’m very much familiar with the art of failing a test. And it is an art! It takes time and practice to go beyond simply not knowing an answer to being creative enough to JUST MAYBE humor your teacher into giving you a D- for being utterly unprepared. These students have clearly put in the time to master that skill…

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15 Of The Best Deals We’re Shamelessly Plugging For Amazon Today

You don’t have the time or patience to poke around Amazon all day looking for cool stuff to buy. And we need money to pay for our billionaire playboy lifestyles. So here are the best deals we could find and shamelessly promote on Pleated Jeans today.

FTC mandated notice: We may receive some portion of the sales made on this list, which we consider to be a fun alternative to putting 500,000 ads on each page. If you’re not a fan, skip it! 

1. Who needs a boyfriend when you have the boyfriend pillow!

This pillow will never tell you to “Chill out, babe.” Which is worth all the money in the world.

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