Can we stop lying to ourselves and pretending this isn’t what we really want? Funny cat pics were the original currency of the internet, and they still reign supreme. Everything else is just a novelty — at the end of the day, you know what you can rely on. Funny cat pics. It’s like the gold standard or something (and I have no idea what the gold standard means, I’m no economist). So put down your new-fangled relatable memes for a second and wax nostalgic with me. Let’s remember what this whole “world wide web” thing is for.