16. Holiday With New Boyfriend – He Opens Bread Like This
17. My Wife Is A Monster
18. The Way My Housemate Tidied These Shoes
19. My Wife Likes To Put Her Food And Drinks On Electronics
20. My Roommate Leaves Her Cat’s Litter Box Scoop In Our Kitchen Sink
21. My Wife Leaves Hair Stuck To The Shower Wall
22. How My Boyfriend Stores His Cords
23. My Wife Thinks It Is OK To Mix M&M’s With Skittles
24. I Thought I Was The Only One Whose Flatmates Were Growing Potato Monsters. This One Was Growing For A Year And I Discovered It The Weekend I Moved In
25. My Girlfriend’s Kitchen, Everyone
26. My Wife’s Nightstand
27. My Wife Bought Toilet Paper For The First Time. One Ply. I Live With A Monster
28. My Roommates Seem To Forget This Exists
29. I Live With A Monster. This Happens Every Single Time I Get Back Home After Being Away With Work For 2 Weeks
30. My Boyfriend Doesn’t Throw Away Empty Toilet Paper Rolls
Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome