35 Funniest And Weirdest Things Ever Spotted On The Subway As Shared By ‘Subway Creatures’

It’s been a while since I’ve used public transportation and I kinda miss it. You never know what kind of creatures you’ll encounter on the subway.

I’m looking forward to the day I get to be randomly serenaded by a drunk stranger asking for money on the subway again but in the meantime, I’ll just have to people-watch from the safety of my phone thanks to the Subway Creatures Instagram account. They post pics and videos of the crazy things people see on the subway and it does not disappoint.

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1. “A Guy Brought His Peacock Onto The NYC Subway And No One Even Looked Up From Their Phones”

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3. “Springfield”

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4. “This Man Was Sketching People On The Subway And Telling Them That They Are Beautiful”

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6. “I Found Her. She Is Alive”

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9. “A Guy Feeds A Kitten In The Subway”

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13. “This Guy”

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18. “Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil”

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19. “Swedish Fans Excited About Today’s Match”

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20. “Dude’s Showing His Lizard Bro A Whole New World On An 8-Hour Bus Trip”

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24. “Sir Robert Knight: Guardian Of The Subway And Protector Of The Innocent”

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30. “Harris Hawk On The Metrolink – Apparently She Was Afraid Of The Fireworks”

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32. “Dude Just Whipped Out This Desk On The Subway And Started His Meeting”

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34. “When Your Wanted Level Is At 5 Stars, And You’re Hiding From The Cops”

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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.