If you want to know if your house is haunted by ghosts, then there are several questions you need to ask yourself to confirm the feeling. By completing this one-way Q and A, you will know if ghosts are in your home once and for all.
Do you often get chills or feel cold in certain areas of your home? Ghosts have incredibly low blood pressure (they’re dead after all). When you feel these cold drafts, you are likely walking right through a ghost! Areas where cold drafts are often reported include near bedroom windows, under air conditioning ducts and in front of the refrigerator.
Is this you? (on right)
Are you constantly losing your keys, shoes and other things and finding them later in odd places? Ghosts, particularly ghost children, are notorious tricksters and they love to hide personal items and watch you turn the place upside down to find them. However, lost trinkets do not immediately indicate a ghost. In many cases, it is something incredibly more mundane – like a leprechaun, fairy or Bigfoot. Also, if the item being stolen is female undergarments, it’s probably my friend Steve.
Do you hear noises in the middle of the night? If so, then this means that your hearing is normal and ghosts are likely not in your home. However, if you DO NOT hear noises from dusk to dawn and you sleep soundly through the night, then this is almost certainly because a ghost is holding his or her hands over your ears. They do this so their friends can rifle through your stuff without waking you.
Do you see ghosts? If so, then what you are seeing may be ghosts.
Do lamps, furniture or dishes inexplicably move from one location to another? This is likely the result of a ghost. Remember, ghosts have been cooped up in your home for decades or even hundreds of years. Much like a housewife, they get bored easily and begin to think that redecorating is a good way to kill some time. Of course, they are wrong, but if you want that ghost to keep putting out, you’ve got to put up with it.
Do you often feel like you are being watched? Then you probably are. By my friend Steve, who is outside your window waiting for you to go to bed so he can steal your panties.
If you answered “yes” to all, some or none of these questions, then it is safe to say that a ghost is haunting your house. In such cases, you should contact me, Harold Ramis, licensed ghost hunter, to confirm your suspicions. Call me day or night, 24/7. My schedule is pretty wide open these days, so I should pick up on the first ring. If not, leave a message with my mom and I’ll get back to you ASAP! Competitive rates!
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lol i have a ghost in my house i have more than 15 of them
hi im natasha from edmonton alberta . i live in a apt and iv ben there for going on 7 mons and theres ben things happing that i dont know were to start toys going into the bath and keys going missing tv going on by its self knocking on the doors no ones there knocking on the walls my cat going nuts and feeling cold alot when its hot my friends dont want to come in my place cuz they where there when it was going on and iv seen a dark man run from my bathroon and then he was gone and i was in bed and i i feel something going on my bed and seeing there was nothing there and and i was hearing my dad talking to some one and there was nothing there and theres times where i cant breathe i hope some one can help me im not going nuts . well i hope not
thats happened only mines worts i almost died,some one choked me in RibLake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!
Some of those things you said are signs of a ghost but it could also be you being paroniod… have people been talking about ghosts cuz that can get the mind set of it. you could try poring salt in all the threshholds of eery door to try to trap the ghost in a certain area, memerize that area pretty well and then check it once or twice a day for about a week and see if you notice anything diff about the area. if so yes you hae a ghost, a fairly pissed off one at that cuz you trapped it.
what do i think is that ur house must b havin ghosts……dere must b someone else living in ur house before u got settled over here. what my grand ma says is that when a person dies and there is no one there for his cremation he is unable to live the earth and it could also happen that ,the person who died is very close to his house and his love and attraction for his house is forcing him to live in that house and he even don’t want anyone to live in that house…………u must get info abt that house and get clarified who used to live over there
happy to help u……i’m a 14 year old girl
and I’ve also experienced the same
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i am verry scared that a ghost are in mine and my friends house at my house my big sisters door opens when no one is in thier and my fried heres foot steps in her house she lives next to a cematery and i dont……..
plzz tell me how could i found whether gost in my house or not !!!!!
Load of shit if u ask me any way who wnts to lend us sum cash en
Hire Chuck Norris, he kicks arse and besides if you don’t he’ll round house kick you until you do pay him by that time he’ll be really really mad at you and just take your money walking away with his pimp cane.
When I am sleeping i here people talking and there is no one there, the I get the cold in one spot in my room, and the worst thing once when I was sleeping I felt someone holding my mouth shut and there was no one there.
Like this one time about 4 years ago it was in 07 n me n my mom were kind of like playing around. At that time my grandpa had passed away about 4 months prior to that.and him and I were perty close. From what my mom tells me he would ask about me a lot before he passed away.I was incarserated at that time n I wasent able to see him whwn he passed n,way back to the day my mother and I were playing around talking smack to each other jocking around and I had maid a comment about my grandpa.my mother n I were by our selfs in the living room my older sister was in the bed room when I made this comment at wich. Point my mother walks out side to the yard to check on some close she had washed minutes earlyer well as soon as my mother whent outside I felt somebody grabed me by the waist kind of like scrached me.I look back riteaway n there was noone there I fricken freeked out
I have a ghost in
My house!!!
I have a ghost in my house it is only when me and my friend r here what do i do
Ok, so what should I really do, I feel like Someone is always following me and watching me, and my house was built in like the 1950′s or something
i talk to ghosts and can see them. they tell me aboout there past life and help me with things like leading me towards a object i misplaced or turn the tv off/on.