Another Good Surprise, Bad Surprise

Good Surprise: you get a reward for returning a lost puppy
Bad Surprise: the reward isn’t a rabies shot (and you die)

Good Surprise: On your birthday, you come home to find your home filled with friends.
Bad Surprise: On your birthday, you come home to find your home filled with wolverines.

Good Surprise: while out shopping, you finally find that really cool shirt you’ve been looking for
Bad Surprise: the guy wearing it refuses to take it off

Good Surprise: the girl you like gives you a love letter
Bad Surprise: the girl you like gives you a venereal disease

Good Surprise: you go to Vegas and win a bunch of money
Bad Surprise: When you leave, the casino confiscates the money because “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.”

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