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Love it! I’ll tell Sasha she needs to follow Cloey’s tweets.
ha – I’m picturing Sasha texting on a Blackberry (while wearing glasses)
This is good shit
-Mike, somebodyhadtosayit.com
LOL…funny! Very very funny!
http://www.wutevs.wordpress.com
Great post! I love it!
Very nice! U should have a look and follow @hollythekitty on there. Meow!
Greets
“Owner just placed me in front of a bug and asked me to eat it. What do I look like, an exterminator?”
That made me laugh out loud at work. Thank you for that!
I wish I had a cat so I could follow its twitter feed…
My dog gets ahold of my iPhone sometimes and tweets as well. Who knew he knew how to set up a Twitter account!
OMG that is great! My dog has a twitter account, started as a joke that took on a life of it’s own. Never thought to give the kitten her own.
Thanks for the laughs!
lol my cat has a voice of her own, bet she’d tweet if she could!
What is with our obsession with cat-based internet humor? Seems like we can’t get enough.
Damn good question. I don’t get it, really. Is it b/c cats are elusive creatures we can never truly understand?
Asked the cat to eat the bug…LOVE IT hahaha
I do that all the time with mine LOL
Sounds way to much like my cats.
pAwesome.
Love it
Good stuff….cats that tweet. Very clever.
So funny! I have written blogs about my cat Miracle. They certainly provide a lot of material.
Nailed it. Well done!
Nice! Thanks for blogging
That is funny! What a lovely cat she is too!
Could be one of my cats. I’ve got six of them, or better, they’ve got me . . . lol
“Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.”
LOL! Obviously a person who knows cats well.
Your cat puts me to shame. I’m not even on the Twitter yet! I’ve noticed a lot of animals on it, though.
The Codger
http://thecodger.wordpress.com/
Beats the hell out of most of the human tweets I read – if only cats could talk
Nice! And reality isn’t too far behind — Sony has apparently created a tweeting cat collar: http://techon.nikkeibp.co.jp/english/NEWS_EN/20100601/183099/
haha. mine wakes me up at 5am to show me just how empty the bowl is. -_-
Totally made me laugh out loud! Thanks for that.
Why oh why do they like the keyboard so much?????
perhaps cuz it looks like were “stroking the keyboard” but not them. xD
I want a cat.
But I also want a snake. LOL a tweeting snake xD
HAHAHA ! good utilisation of twitter I guess, it is right perfect for a animal to shoot thoughts on TWITTER (pit pit), otherwise, it’s boring. I love so much imagining what animals are thinking of life and of us, humans. It reminding me that I had ounce created a website for my cat, and wanted to put his life online, it was ten years ago!! good idea! Thank you
I think my cat was typing this… I swear she doesn’t know what it means to sleep in… except 4 am when the birds are up she is waking me to feed her.
I was just about to follow the cat but then thought, “Simon, you’re 28. Do you really want to be following a cat?”. So I’ve opted out, but great idea
Simon @ http://simplesimonsaid.wordpress.com
Grow up, people. This is why the internet shouldn’t be free.
Being a cat owner myself, I can relate…great job
clever
We’re cats. We tweet. Get over it.
awesome!
Hilarious! love the shower tweet. Sometimes my cat (Tucker) won’t even wait until I am out! There have been several times when he has climbed in with me! I fix him though. I just step away from the shower spray and let him have it! Watching a cat scurry on a slick shower floor is simply gutbusting. LOL!
Haha, loved the tweet to the dog. I’m pretty sure my own Mimi says that to my cousin’s skunk-ish shihtzu. Great post!
If I was to follow popular Twitter sites then I’d have to change my cell phone so it doesn’t buzz me every time I get a message. Nahhh. Twitter ain’t fer me!
I LOVE the kitty tweets though!
I was hoping to read something like “twtwtejjf pkm” the result of your cat’s stepped on the keyboard, hehe. Then you translated into your own language,
but this was nice too though
I wanna follow cloeycat!!! LOL!!
ps. I am following- just clicked follow of cloeycats page… ;o)
LOL
“slept only 20 hours today…..”- thats me..
Terrific post, very clever and unique.. besides, I love cats
LOL
hahahaha good one!
Hilariously pathetic! haha.
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Twitter is for people with too much ADD to blog…so I guess it would work well for cats. I quite certain all my cats have ADD…
Ooooooor…perhaps *I’m* quite certain of that…
What is ADD, at this moment?
No, no, no – all cats have Aspergers syndrome. I blogged about this myself the other day – and there’s a book that actually has this title (AllCats Have Aspergers Syndrome) so, you know, it must be true.
Dood, the Internet isn’t free. Besides, what’s wrong with tweeting cats?
Lol Jeff I guess you have a lazy cat, instead of tweeting that we’re still asleep at 5am mine takes initiative and proceeds to wake us up. I suspect she’s trying to weaken us by reducing our amount of sleep, so that she can eventually take control of the household.
Good stuff, I’m following cloey on Twitter in case she tweets again.
Very entertaining, I laughed a lot reading the tweets of your cat
Me, either as well.
My pets aren’t on Twitter yet, they do have a Facebook page, though
Loved it!!!!! Super funny.
You should see what my ‘Dat’ wrote on my blog!
http://dragonfliesandgoosebumps.wordpress.com/2010/07/02/morning-blues/
What is Dat, dragon?
I think this is interesting idea for our pets to participate our community world such as Twitter. By doing this activity, we can improve our understanding about our pets more than now.
freakin hilarious.
- hahahaha!
Cat: *Headbutt* LOVE ME *bonk* LOVE ME *bonk* LOVE ME.
Yah, I tweet for my cat as well, its always amusing.
(alexanderfogleman.wordpress.com)
Very cute! I got some good laughs!
I’ll try to ask my pet to open his twitter ID. She has spoken with us very well up to now so that if I ask her, she will certainly open his ID. Please look forward to my pet’s opening his twitter.
This is the first time that I saw animal’s twitter. I ask my pet to participate this wonderful animal twitter world.
You got to love that cat!
Now, that’s a LOLCAT! xD
This is great!
meow man !
I call you a fraud.
Considering the quality of language used, I see three cases:
1. Your cat has language skills that are ridiculuously above average for a cat. (Not impossible, but highly unlikely.) I think we all know how the typical cat actually expresses himself, courtesy of the cheeseburger network.
2. Your software has auto-correction that actually works. (Yeah, right…)
3. You are a fraud.
On the balance of probabilities, I would go with 3.
Thanks for making me laugh!
It seems like all cats behave similarly…
I’ve tried to persuade my cat Fina to become more technologically savvy. I even tried to fool her into thinking that ‘tweeting’ involved actual birds. She just looked at me disdainfully from over the rim of her book. Oh well, stupid me, trying to compete with Proust.
Enjoyed your tweets – thanks!
That was funny. I have posted a few things about Twitter on my blog as well. This was a good post.
Sweet! My cats (all three of them) and my dog have Facebook accounts. One of the cats is dead, so I update it as if she’s speaking from Heaven. I’m hopeless.
Got a good laugh! Nice!
I’m thinking to start training my cat to start using twitter
Great post !!!!! love it
This was so cute! I love it and it made me laugh….good thing, cuz it’s Monday morning and I am dreading going to work!! This made my morning a bit lighter!! Thanks….and keep the tweets coming, they are really very funny!
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