Jeff Wysaski
When there are free samples at the grocery store:
When someone is wrong, but they insist they are right:
When your test is not multiple choice:
When the doorbell rings and you run to put on pants:
That fake laugh you do when you don’t understand what someone just said to you:
When you see a spider:
When you’re sitting and your feet can’t reach the ground:
When you’re in college and a class gets canceled:
When you predict something and it actually happens:
When you get new shoes:
When someone asks if you can help them move:
When someone tries to teach you how to dance:
When you watch your parents try to use the computer:
When the hand dryer is taking too long so you walk away and do this:
When you fail a test and your parents say, “You’re better than this”:
When you get a new task five minutes before it’s quitting time:
When you finish a really good book series:
When you open the fridge and there is actually something to eat:
When you’re behind someone in a hallway who is walking really slow:
When someone leaves the table and you eat some of their food:
most of these come from here, here, here and here. I came up with a few on my own.