Jeff Wysaski
In case you needed a reminder, here are 23 reasons why drinking too much is a bad idea…
1. That pizza you ordered will get all cold and uneaten:
2. You might accidentally hang yourself:
3. Or destroy a store display:
4. You could be ‘that girl’ at the wedding:
5. You won’t remember that time you met Tom Hanks:
6. Your logic skills will escape you:
7. You’ll play traumatizing games like “Ten Hands, One Cat”:
8. You’ll send drunk texts like this:
9. Or this:
10. You won’t be able to save the Mushroom Kingdom:
11. You might embarrass yourself on Facebook:
12. You’ll wake up to pictures of yourself like this:
13. You’ll fall asleep in strange places:
14. It could be hazardous to your health:
15. It could also ‘kill’ you:
16. You might sleep with someone you regret:
17. You could eventually be confronted by a really shitty flash mob:
18. Jon Arbuckle will kick you out:
19. Or Miss Piggy could divorce you:
20. You’ll make poor decisions:
21. You’ll waste the whole doggone weekend:
22. Parking becomes a difficult task:
23. You might block up the bathroom line:
24. You’ll be placed on the naughty list:
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