24 Pictures That Prove Animals Are Complete Jerks

These lousy animals need a lesson in politeness…

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26 responses to 24 Pictures That Prove Animals Are Complete Jerks

  1. A horse did that to me once – at a fair. I was a kid so it got a better hold of me and picked me up by the neck. I was lucky – their teeth are pretty flat so it was mainly more of a compression sort of bite than a tear – but it was right above my jugular. I don’t casually walk near horse stalls anymore.

    1. My sister has a horse that bites. He took a chunk out of my mum’s arm – large enough to require stitches. My sister has been bitten a few times- the worst left a nasty scar on her chest. He also broke her leg but that was an accident when he was shy of a puddle.
      No, I don’t know why she loves him so much.

    2. I was talking with a neighbor once – late 40’s gal with a Fargo-ish accent – and her horse kinda oozed up and casually nibbled her and WHAM! She smacked that horse and chased it for 20 feet, and it ran like a cat.

      I was like “whoa,” (never seen a horse do a 180 inside it’s own skin) and she explained that you cannot let them get away with that, nor with stepping on your feet nor other dickish behavior, because they aren’t doing it on accident.

      Needless to say, I never bit that lady. Nossiree.

    3. Ponies are assholes. They bite all the time.

      Here’s what you got to do when they bite.

      You got to punch them right in the face. Just punch them right in the face.

      People who don’t punch their ponies make me sick!

  2. The first one, the dog is fully within rights of shitting on a dashboard that someone placed him while in traffic. The owner is a jerk.

    1. How is the owner a jerk? Because they put a dog in a car? Oh f me, what an ass!
      Because if there is one thing that jerks do, it’s putting pets in cars to take them to the vet, or the park, or home from the pet store, you are right, that person is worse than Hitler

  3. i cant believe that this photo with the cats scratch is there again. cats do that all the time, who is actually so whiny and has to post a photo of this and why on earth did it get famous enough to get spread?

  4. So the turtle is half way off the edge, the cat’s up there, and the trashcan just so happens to be placed under the turtle in the middle of the room…

    Ri-i-i-i-i-ight…

    Why would you do that to your own pet? What if the turtle missed and hit the floor, breaking its shell?

    You’re a fucking asshole, dude.

    1. Pets do asshole things. It might have been something that it did often to the poor turtle. I have had pets who did that

      1. No that was intentional. What Turtle happens to be chillin on a shelf over a trash can. People are sick and it needs to stop.

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