Apparently, ventriloquism used to be a popular sub-genre for music albums. Below is an unsettling collection of this most frightening fad… [via afp]
20 Frightening Ventriloquist Album Covers
Apparently, ventriloquism used to be a popular sub-genre for music albums. Below is an unsettling collection of this most frightening fad… [via afp]
Umm I may be wrong but I don’t think #9 is a ventriloquist dummy… I am pretty sure thats a young girl with downs syndrome… i hope this is not the case
The Miracle at My House? Yes – I thought that too.
That’s what I thought too, that does not look like a dummy at all.
It is.
Could we possibly NOT post images aimed at making fun of the mentally handicapped?
I’m still trying to figure out the point of a ventriloquist *album*.
For sure, you won’t be able to see their lips move.
What’s with all that religion, do Americans have a need to force christianity down the throats of their children or do you do that only with capitalism?
Most Christian Americans do, yes. Since the kids are usually too smart to believe in magic past the age of 5, the religion lessons need to be reinforced… reinforced with extreme prejudice.
Ha!
Here in America Christians get upset when someone says “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas” because they don’t like to even acknowledging that there are non-Christians.
To be fair, we do that with everything we care about. Religion. Politics. Coconut oil. The Marvel Cinematic Universe. We are a passionate people.
The flip side of that is that there are also Americans who are very hostile towards anyone who is religious.
wow I never realized there were so many religious people that used dummies to get there message across. Wait, they all use dummies, I meant wooden dummies. There is surprisingly large number of them.
When you learn the difference between “there” and “their” you’ll have a little more credibility commenting on intelligence.
At this point pointing out misuse of “there”, “they’re”, and “their” is so common that everyone knows how to so I instantly assume that it was a typo or thoughtlessness.
It was a typo jackass, I was commenting on a silly picture, not writing a doctoral thesis.
Howdy Doody was a marionette puppet.
#16 is Lil Gideon from Gravity Falls!
Why are all these ventriloquists down here now?
I’m 100% sure that there is no such thing as a NON-Frightening Ventriloquist Album Cover.
Agreed.
goodness, the selections for this post is such a mess i’m not even going to list all of the mistakes.
I think ventriloquists are popular among Christian kids because they already clearly have a hard time identifying bullshit when they see it.
Why do you have to be like that?
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(Never sleeps again!)
what’s the point of ventriloquist on a record you cant see the puppet !?
Funny thing, most of these seem aimed at pushing a vague idea of Christianity, but most of these dummies look like they require an exorcism to proceed.