20 Frightening Ventriloquist Album Covers

Apparently, ventriloquism used to be a popular sub-genre for music albums. Below is an unsettling collection of this most frightening fad… [via afp]

26 responses to 20 Frightening Ventriloquist Album Covers

  1. Umm I may be wrong but I don’t think #9 is a ventriloquist dummy… I am pretty sure thats a young girl with downs syndrome… i hope this is not the case

  2. What’s with all that religion, do Americans have a need to force christianity down the throats of their children or do you do that only with capitalism?

    1. Most Christian Americans do, yes. Since the kids are usually too smart to believe in magic past the age of 5, the religion lessons need to be reinforced… reinforced with extreme prejudice.

    2. Ha!

      Here in America Christians get upset when someone says “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas” because they don’t like to even acknowledging that there are non-Christians.

    3. To be fair, we do that with everything we care about. Religion. Politics. Coconut oil. The Marvel Cinematic Universe. We are a passionate people.

  3. wow I never realized there were so many religious people that used dummies to get there message across. Wait, they all use dummies, I meant wooden dummies. There is surprisingly large number of them.

    1. When you learn the difference between “there” and “their” you’ll have a little more credibility commenting on intelligence.

      1. At this point pointing out misuse of “there”, “they’re”, and “their” is so common that everyone knows how to so I instantly assume that it was a typo or thoughtlessness.

  4. goodness, the selections for this post is such a mess i’m not even going to list all of the mistakes.

  5. I think ventriloquists are popular among Christian kids because they already clearly have a hard time identifying bullshit when they see it.

  6. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (Never sleeps again!)

  7. Funny thing, most of these seem aimed at pushing a vague idea of Christianity, but most of these dummies look like they require an exorcism to proceed.

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