Twitter user Arthur Dayne recently moved in with his girlfriend. In hilarious fashion, he details all the little confusing and awesome things that have definitely changed his life for the better… [via 22words]
Guy Moves in With Girlfriend, Tweets All of His Little Mind-Blowing Moments
Changes sheets daily?! Good lord, who has that amount of time?
I don’t even have a time to take a sheet daily.
This woman seems really high maintenance, wtf.
So how do you square root a triangle?
Equally curious.
Not sure if you’re being facetious, but he’s clearly talking about trig.
It’s not exactly rocket surgery.
This is awesome.
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Holy hell, Arthur, how do you go through even one year as an adult human without severe cognitive impairments and not realize that it’s possible to organize clothing into groups, buy more than one of something at a time, or put groceries in a refrigerator?
And seriously, changing the sheets daily? Apart from the outlandishly unnecessary amount of time and effort, imagine the utility bills!
Also, note to Pleated Jeans: you forgot to clumsily censor one of the instances of “nigga” in Arthur’s messages. I don’t know what kind of sensitive religious order comprises such a significant portion of your readership, but you might want to get on that before their delicate sensibilities are offended.
Oh fuck off you delicate wee dandy man. Yeah, it’s everybody else who’s “too PC”, you dribbled cunt.
You’re fun.
Eh, I read it like life feels easier when you have a partner who has got your back. My partner and I don’t split teamwork along traditional gender lines, but we each pick up the other’s slack. Life feels easier when you share responsibility for things.
Let me guess, gender roles are wrong but everyone better damn well respect someone who identifies as the opposite sex, right?
Or you prioritize respect for people over respect for arbitrary and outdated rules.
I read so much of this wondering how she supported herself before they moved in together, since she clearly does not have a job.
And would you not know these things about each other before moving in together?
Hmmm I think that the twitter account belongs to a man….It’s about his life since he got a GF.
I bet you fit into the “delicate flower of femininity” group.
I hope you shit a watermelon Edward.
Jesus Christ, the world’s gone PC crazy.
If they’re happy fitting into normal gender roles THEN THEY CAN AND SHOULD.
It’s not an obligation to defy them, it’s a choice for the individual.
It’s like saying little girls can’t like pink because that’s the stereotype. Girls can like blue, but it’s fine if they want the pink!
Long story short – suck it up, buttercup. Some people like to live that way. Get over it.
Oh, and it’s simply hilarious that you’re calling people offended by the word “nigga” of ‘delicate sensibilities’, yet yore literally offended enough to write a huge comment just because they happen to conform to your idea of gender roles *shock horror*
i think it’s sweet…
T’is. A bit. I’ll be damned if I wash my sheets daily though.
I thought so too.
My sheets hasn’t been washed in a while
at June 12 at 7:13 there is an uncensored ‘niggas’!!
Oh good, another whiny losers complaining that they’re not the whiny loser, you are. Fuck off, cunty.
Oh, big man!! Using the word cunt so much I’m assuming you first heard the word this weekend.
Little hint, it loses any impact it has if you use it so much. So do better next time, you cuntiest cunt from Cuntland, Cuntslvania!!
He used it once.
No one likes a Clitler.
Would have been funnier and easy to read if it want so ghetto.
Wow. Wasn’t, was not, weren’t, or were not.*
Lol!!!!
Maybe she can teach him how to talk now. Folded draws? WTF?
Draws is a southern word for underwear. I have no idea why, it just is!
Draws is short for drawers. Why that needed shortening, the world may never know.
because twitter has limited characters?
I suspect that these tweets were secretly written by a girl. They strike me as overly complimentary on things that should be obvious to anyone who has ever lived alone.
Like, really, you never folded your clothes or used drawers? Didn’t know about online bill-pay, or ever think to use a coupon? Either she’s writing these, or he was a train wreck before she came along.
Eeeehhhhhhhh you’d be surprised how many young dudes go out into the world just COMPLETELY unprepared. Unable to cook, do laundry, pay bills, maintain basic hygiene. (Source: exes, many and varied.)
Women are statistically *slightly* more likely to have been taught this stuff, but more importantly, women are more likely to actively look for directions on how to do stuff they don’t know how to do and think they could probably handle. (Obligatory “not to broadly generalize, but I’m-a generalize about broads” disclaimer.)
I tried to teach my husband these things. He just got resentful. Kitchen floor is crunchy? Wear shoes. That’s his attitude. He thinks it’s pretentious to like things tidy and clean. I’m nice and don’t nag. So I do as much as I can and try to not resent his mess. I wish he’d respond like this guy!
Some of you commenting could fuck up a wet dream. Stfu and enjoy the humor. If you didn’t understand then, it wasn’t for you. Creating a comment section was the best worst idea the Internet created. And yes I get the hypocrisy.
Awesome. It was just funny. Not to be taken too serious.
The recurring “Nigga” is redacted, sort of, but not the equally recurring “shit” and “fuck”. Interesting.
And if our boy Dayne needed 3 hours to figure out how to operate an iron, imagine the challenge he’d face with a grammar textbook. Nigga’s head would explode yo.
Learning all this stuff is easy on your own if you are just paying attention.
On the other had I always hate it when women begin to “train” you on practically the first night. Don’t move in with a woman until you are ready for all this. It could be overwhelming. I sounds like this guy is having trouble keeping up.
Y’all r funny.
What does “fam” mean?