18 Crimes That Could Only Have Happened in Florida

These news reports confirm that Florida continues to be the wang of North America… [via smosh]

19 responses to 18 Crimes That Could Only Have Happened in Florida

  1. “See also: Florida Man bites off ear puts it in coffee cup with creamer to preserve it.” I dearly hope this is a joke, and biting off ears is not a regular thing in florida lmao

    1. I live in Florida and I assure you that biting off ears is not a regular thing. We are more of a “bite off your face while high on bath salts” type people. Nothing to worry about.
      Guns are a thing in Florida, though. Especially dogs with guns.
      And gators.
      With guns.

  2. Florida isn’t inherently full of nutters, it just has a law making criminal complaints public record. Every state would look like this if they had a similar law…

  3. The best part about the first one is that a year later his ex wife got arrested for fake dentistry as well

  4. No question Florida attracts sociopaths from around the country. Lots of liberals in the court system. Try pulllng that in Alabama or GA

  5. (Woman) Assaults (Boyfriend) for Orgasming too Quickly.

    First Line: “The cops came not a minute too soon.”

    That’s too bad, cause apparently he did.

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