26 Hilarious Things That Little Kids Actually Said

The LittleHoots app is dedicated to letting parents share all those little cute things their kids say. Here are a few highlights… [via huffpo]

28 responses to 26 Hilarious Things That Little Kids Actually Said

          1. When I was in my early 20’s I worked at a convenience store. One day this woman came in with a cute little girl. The girl ran off down an aisle and the mother called her. I was stunned for a moment. I leaned over the counter and asked the woman, “I’m sorry, what’s your daughter’s name?”.
            “Ampersand. Isn’t it beautiful? I don’t know what it means, but I heard it and I knew I just had to name my daughter that”.
            Cute little blonde with a future of punctuation jokes just waiting for her…

      1. Once I got a wrong number call from a local school, I was told that I was the emergency contact for some kid named Canvas.
        I initially said “I’m sorry, I don’t know a Candace.”
        The woman on the other end sighed exasperatedly and said “No, not CanDACE, CanVAS. And he’s still here and needs a ride.”
        I felt kinda bad, but at the same time…

    1. Are we gonna ignore the fact that someone named their kid “naked” backwards? Dekan has a few quotes in here…

      1. Considering I just read in a school’s newsletter that there a 3 new students, Happy, Clover & Mabel… to make things worse their last name is 3 hyphenated names (last one… Tree)

    2. I have a friend whose kid is named Cannon. She’s not even a gun nut.

      Still better than my daughter’s classmate, Yellyell. I shit you not. Yellyell.

  1. Good news, Violet! Your daddy is a monster. But he’s a friendly monster who can scare off any nasty monsters who lurk in your cupboard or under your bed.

  2. #I’d like to see that and when i get married i’m gonna ask my ring bearer to dress in a bear costume so i can make that joke

    1. My niece had a barbie named “knockers”. She didn’t even know what that meant..just came up with it out of the blue….

  3. Reading parents that I don’t know embellish things their kids “said” is almost as painful as hearing parents I know do it right in front of me.

    1. I used to assume people embellished the things thier kids said until I had kids of my own and heard the weird shit they say. It’s unbelievable. Literally. Sometimes I do not believe the words that just came out of thier mouths. Example:
      “I’m not even talking to you. Get out of this sentence.”
      Where does one classify that nonsense in thier mental filing cabinet?

      1. Concur. They always sound made up. My kid did, My kid said, something utterly improbable or impossible. Then you have children… oh dear lord. You don’t have to make anything up. The person that said children were like drunk adults was absolutely accurate.

      2. I don’t have any kids, but I’ve encountered some in the wild, and they definitely do say some weird stuff.

        Like apparently in Africa the people teach all the animals to talk!

  4. There’s TWO Averys here that makes me so happy.
    I’ve met… five?… other Averys ever, and am one, so there’s that.

  5. Some of these names…i hope the kids don’t continue talking like that or they’re going to end up on Pleated Jeans post titled as “mugshots of people with stupid names” …

  6. Well, my son’s name seems strange to some. It is Redden – but he was named after his great-grandfather who was born in 1886. So I guess they had weird names back then too.

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