I Made a Book of “Magic Spells” and Left it in a Metaphysical Shop

If you’re looking for a simple handbook for the modern sorcerer, then this book of spells I made is for you… [via obvious plant]

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39 responses to I Made a Book of “Magic Spells” and Left it in a Metaphysical Shop

  1. Fuck off Obvious Plant! Your jokes are worse than a Sarah Andersen comic and just as repetitive. Emo nerd jokes for emo losers

    1. Hey, FU? Fuck you. That’s how it’s done. Don’t be a pussy and pussy out of spelling it. Grow a pair and just say, fuck you. Make the world better. Thanks. I spell things out because I’m better.

  2. I would buy this book.

    I was feeling quite stressed earlier on but then I cast the spell of peaceful calm. What can I say, it worked!!

      1. SCOUT STOP BEING A LITTLE SHIT AND FACE FACTS, MERASMUS WILL SINK AS LOW AS POSSIBLE IN THE SPELL SCALE TO TORTURE YOU MERCS.

        1. I think the rain of jarate was quite low enough. I’m gunna go get your roommate to burn your books, wrinkly old man!!

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