We kind of know model poses aren’t comfortable, but usually they aren’t so painful to look at. [via sadanduseless]
20 Awkward Model Poses
We kind of know model poses aren’t comfortable, but usually they aren’t so painful to look at. [via sadanduseless]
this is what happens when you don’t discipline your children about posture.
I’m literally sitting in one of these positions right now.
I must know which one
#4
I know it’s childish, but so many of these look like someone in desperate need of a bathroom break. Or, a spine.
To me it looks like they’re all trying to model while holding in a fart.
I was just thinking that the lady opening the door in the colorful dress looks like she shit herself and is trying to walk to a toilet without it running down her leg.
That’s hot.
Thing is, you have to gently submerge these models in boiling water for a couple of minutes, and then they become pliable and easy to pose.
bahahahhaa
All women are pliable.
Guitar girl looks all right. Pretty clear everyone is an amateur model or has a terrible photoshoot director. “I have an urgent need to pee or poop” and “Help, I have no spine!” are not attractive fashion poses.
My immediate thought with guitar girl was “Damn, that’s one heavy guitar.”
Ah, yes — the classic Spider Monkey Taking a Dump in a Willow Tree is my favorite.
Dislocated body parts are sexy.