You don’t need to start cleaning up right away. Leave up the lights. Allow the tree to turn brown. Let the neighbors talk. [via acidcow]
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You don’t need to start cleaning up right away. Leave up the lights. Allow the tree to turn brown. Let the neighbors talk. [via acidcow]
I too thought the mum was cheating
That IS what it’s about. Why would the dad be in full Santa get-up after the kids are supposed to be in bed? I also enjoy thinking of Santa Baby be sung from the cheating mom’s perspective.
Maybe mom”s got a thing for a fellow in a red suit and beard and some role playing?
Wait what the mom isn’t cheating holy cow
I too thought the mum was cheating!
The flash drive is actually kinda cool.
Guaranteed to flash more than a Mercedes indicator.
I spent a good five minutes laughing at the “Creamy Shits” and “Hail Satan” ones, oops.
Also, that first one is a lesson: NEVER CHALLENGE GRANDMA. GRANDMA WILL ALWAYS ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE AND MAKE YOU REGRET IT. My brother even has a size seven women’s boot print on his ass as proof.
Last one made me laugh more than usual.
RIP G. Michael.
The Wise Man gets his “wisdom” from that bong.
And that decoration totally looks like a severed toe, even close up. It just looks like a severed toe with nail art, which is somehow more disturbing.
“Oh the weather outside is weather” is a line from Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Paul Rudd’s character says it.
Ryan is going to have a ton of fun when Term starts again.
Mom’s a whore. That’s not her husband.