Tumblr Gets Deep (21 Pics)

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45 responses to Tumblr Gets Deep (21 Pics)

  1. Stepping in water with socks on. It’s ok unless you have a child in diapers or a pet. Then you don’t know for sure just what exactly it is….

    1. “Stepping in water” conjured visions of a local creek, not floor piddle, so I feel like I need to apologize for the sanctimommy response of “How the f&ck long was the kid in the damn diaper if it’s creek-deep??”

  2. What pisspoor school did that kid go to that their sex ed class didn’t make the difference between menstruation and ovulation clear?

    1. Probably a public school in the US. I mean, I haven’t been a student in the public school system for *mumble* years but the health classes I was subjected to can best be summed up as “if you have sex you will get pregnant and die.” There was no useful information, only scare tactics.

      1. I was actually told in grade 10 (by a Monk… it was a Catholic school) that if I had sex before marriage I would die

        1. I think I’m almost glad I was taught by an old navy guy who went into extreme detail about how they cure certain STDs that you will for sure catch if you go to shore on leave and sleep with women who may or may not be hookers.

    2. Either the one attended by the guy that thinks his sperm has super powers because his girlfriend of 2 months is 6 months pregnant, or the skool that edumacated the girl that thinks that a stinky pu$$y comes from retaining all the nuts ever busted therein? Yahoo Answers, y’all.

  3. My dad’s stepfather’s funeral was basically like that. His brother gave the eulogy and tried to politely tell the truth. He said he was a hard man and my grandmother would have great rewards in heaven for putting up with him, mentioned the other family he left behind, and basically talked about Jesus and avoided any other stories about his dead brother who was a giant turd.

  4. So in game of thrones everyone dies
    B**** please, watch Shingeki No Kyojin, you can’t even get to like a character bc it dies, everyone you love dies, and anyone can die, so you’re constantly crying the loss of every character you like 🙁

  5. B cup and C cup titties are litter
    Wait no
    B cup and C cup titties are more lit
    Wait no
    Only B cup and C cup titties are lit

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