“Mr. Peanut is the advertising logo and mascot of Planters, an American snack-food company and division of Kraft Foods. He is depicted as an anthropomorphic peanut in its shell dressed in the formal clothing of an old-fashioned gentleman: a top hat, monocle, white gloves, spats, and a cane.”
…I am pretty sure yoga pants weren’t a ‘thing’ in 1916 when he was created lol…but it is funny to picture him wearing heels and yoga pants nonetheless
It says not to do it in the instructions and there is a “no” symbol on the picture. But the symbol is not over the shirts, it’s kind of off to the side. So yes, it’s confusing.
the circle with the slash through it would indicate that you are not to use the drawer to warm clothes. I suppose as a fire precaution but maybe they just don’t want you to have warm shirts
Pretty sure the chicken crossing the road joke is not about suicide. I can certainly see that interpretation of it, but I am pretty sure it has always been intended as the dumb non-joke we all use it as.
the joke is a pun of “the other side” meaning the other side of the road and the now outdated phrase for the afterlife.
I saw this revelation on a 4chan screen cap.
Yeah, the whole point of that joke is that it’s not really a joke – “he crossed the road because he needed to” isn’t a joke. What’s supposed to be funny is you’re expecting an actual punchline to the joke but you receive a totally reasonable explanation in reply. THAT’S the joke. It’s not about the chicken committing suicide ffs.
Hot cross buns and three blind mice are also two songs with the exact same melody. As is any original song and something by Andrew Lloyd Webber usually sound the exact same too.
The Australian sounding razor blades one is just not accurate. I’m Australian and even someone with a really ocker accent(which is what foreigners think of when they think of Australians speaking) doesn’t sound like that. It actually sounds like a South African saying it to me.
Ah. Thanks for the explanation. For some reason I always picture crabs walking around on shore, not at the bottom of the ocean, so that flew over my head. (See what I did there?)
The numbers on a toaster dial don’t mean minutes, they do actually mean degrees of toastiness. They differ from toaster to toaster.
Rise up lights sounds nothing like razor blades in an Australian accent, unless you know nothing about what an Australian accent sounds like.
Why did the chicken cross the road is an anti-joke, not a suicide joke, although there are variations that play into a suicide theme.
Slang is not slang for short language, because that’s not what slang is. The etymology of the word slang is much older than modern English. Its origin is unknown, but it was probably originally thieves cant or an adaptation of the word sling.
I always assumed Mr Peanut was wearing spats. I guess I was a brainwashed tool of the patriarchy.
He is wearing a tux – those are spats he is wearing
“Mr. Peanut is the advertising logo and mascot of Planters, an American snack-food company and division of Kraft Foods. He is depicted as an anthropomorphic peanut in its shell dressed in the formal clothing of an old-fashioned gentleman: a top hat, monocle, white gloves, spats, and a cane.”
…I am pretty sure yoga pants weren’t a ‘thing’ in 1916 when he was created lol…but it is funny to picture him wearing heels and yoga pants nonetheless
Sometimes that drawer is a broiler. Be very careful and ascertain what the purpose of the oven drawer is before you put things in it.
What I want to know, is why is there a shirt in the warming drawer?
It says not to do it in the instructions and there is a “no” symbol on the picture. But the symbol is not over the shirts, it’s kind of off to the side. So yes, it’s confusing.
the circle with the slash through it would indicate that you are not to use the drawer to warm clothes. I suppose as a fire precaution but maybe they just don’t want you to have warm shirts
BS! That drawer is the cooking sheets drawer! That is what everyone uses it for, therefore that is what it is.
I keep towels in it!
pots and pans
pot and pan lids
I keep my nicest dress shirts in there, I make my own rules, ain’t no drawing gonna tell me what to do. Gerrddern lurft-wing agenda
Pretty sure the chicken crossing the road joke is not about suicide. I can certainly see that interpretation of it, but I am pretty sure it has always been intended as the dumb non-joke we all use it as.
the joke is a pun of “the other side” meaning the other side of the road and the now outdated phrase for the afterlife.
I saw this revelation on a 4chan screen cap.
Yeah, the whole point of that joke is that it’s not really a joke – “he crossed the road because he needed to” isn’t a joke. What’s supposed to be funny is you’re expecting an actual punchline to the joke but you receive a totally reasonable explanation in reply. THAT’S the joke. It’s not about the chicken committing suicide ffs.
You think strawberry’s was mad wait till you find out what are not Nuts!
Deez?
GOT’IM
The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star share a melody with Baa Baa Black Sheep as well….
No, it doesn’t.
It can if you want it to.
Twinkle twinkle sounds like motzart
Hot cross buns and three blind mice are also two songs with the exact same melody. As is any original song and something by Andrew Lloyd Webber usually sound the exact same too.
Also the Barney Song….
The Australian sounding razor blades one is just not accurate. I’m Australian and even someone with a really ocker accent(which is what foreigners think of when they think of Australians speaking) doesn’t sound like that. It actually sounds like a South African saying it to me.
Whale oil beef hooked.
That’s Irish DAMMIT
I’m still laughing at the Aussie one. But I don’t get the one about the crabs and fish…?
Crabs = dogs
Fish = birds
Fish fly around in ocean like birds do in sky. . Its their reality
Ah. Thanks for the explanation. For some reason I always picture crabs walking around on shore, not at the bottom of the ocean, so that flew over my head. (See what I did there?)
Apparently you can just say anything on the internet and people will believe it.
Did you know that freezing a marshmallow is illegal because it will blow up your entire freezer?
Common knowledge, man.
Happened to a friend of mine, so yeah.
It’s how I got fake hair.
The numbers on a toaster dial don’t mean minutes, they do actually mean degrees of toastiness. They differ from toaster to toaster.
Rise up lights sounds nothing like razor blades in an Australian accent, unless you know nothing about what an Australian accent sounds like.
Why did the chicken cross the road is an anti-joke, not a suicide joke, although there are variations that play into a suicide theme.
Slang is not slang for short language, because that’s not what slang is. The etymology of the word slang is much older than modern English. Its origin is unknown, but it was probably originally thieves cant or an adaptation of the word sling.
thank you for saying what I waas thinking
I like mine between 3 and 4 toasty-units, or tunits.
How does someone not know what a corn kernel look like?
I thought they were mode after me. The hair the not fake tan and my tiny hands
The bottom drawer can be a warmer, broiler ( best option imo ), or storage.
I ve put clothes in the oven before annnnnnnnd ended up with half wet half melted clothes.
Dammit im mad
Dam mi timmad
EXACTLY THE SAME
Timma! 😀
Seriously, you didn’t know why candy corn was called that?
There is a drawer under my oven?