All over tumblr, twitter and various other internet hang-outs people have been ruminating about the strange nature of our beloved Scandinavian furniture chain. [via smosh]
17 Hilarious Posts about IKEA
All over tumblr, twitter and various other internet hang-outs people have been ruminating about the strange nature of our beloved Scandinavian furniture chain. [via smosh]
Don’t write a post saying you’re lost in ikea, update saying you and an employee are lost and then get pissy when people ask you to finish your stupid fucking story.
You know they can’t see this, right?
Lisa is kindly asking that others don’t follow in the footsteps of above Ikea patron.
I find it quite surreal that we have this unusual shop and it’s the same all around the world
EVERYTHING IN IKIEA IS SAWDUST MIXED WITH GLUE PUT TOGETHER BY POLACKS
Including the food and all the customers
I have never been in an IKEA. I don’t really get it. What is the big deal?
It’s big and it’s a deal.
The warehouses are a little more forgiving with space to meander around but there are parts of many Ikea stores that really are built like mazes. Or haunted houses. Often there’s only going forward or going back for rooms and rooms and rooms. You can wander the rooms and browse the items but you can’t cut across aisles or through departments in a beeline to the exit. You’re following a colored line on the floor if you’re lucky.
Yes you can, there’s shortcuts throughout the store to cut from, say, the kitchen display to the area where all the lamps are. They don’t even hide the shortcuts. They have signs for them.
fuck is this bullshit. ikea has shortcuts, just find them morons. the journey of a 1000 miles becomes only 2000 miles because you’ll lose track of everything and just start back tracking like an idiot 😀
You must be fun at parties.
What did they do with the regular furniture in Beauty and the Beast?
When the castle was enchanted, the servants were all turned into things like furniture, dishes, etc. Once the curse was lifted, they became people again and – voila – no more furniture.
I think they’re asking what they did with the furniture they inevitably had before they were all turned into various household items. Did they just say “welp, we’re the furniture now” and toss all the old shit out?
Second to the last: Just enter thru the exit!
I don’t know whether or not I should be proud of my country for creating such a store