Close, But You’re Way Off (32 Pics)

Really the only problem these people had was being just close enough so that their error appeared a million times worse. [via thechive]

    

                          

26 responses to Close, But You’re Way Off (32 Pics)

  1. I’m sure that some of these are jokes or innocent mistakes caused, for instance, by autocorrect.

    But not enough.

    Not nearly enough.

      1. I’m a composition instructor in college…I only wish the word use errors were speech-to-text issues…Just had a student write “rising sea levels no only cause problems for humans but also for other spices.” Time to hoard the cinnamon (or synonym?)!!

      2. I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn’t take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It’s clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother’s mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

  2. “Oh I what would you like to order?”

    “Hi could I order a crisp lasagna with synonym on the side?”

    “Sure! Sure, we also have a special on, with the purchase of a large lasagna you get a free piece of Domino’s Bread!”

    “That sounds fantastic! The chicken seizure salad looks good as well… What is it?”

    “A wonderful display of a man shaking like crazy, and you get to eat chicken salad off his face.”

    “Not going to lie to you… that sounds delicious!”

    “Is that everything?”

    Yes. How much do I owe ya?”

    “900 million dollars.”

    “900 million dollars? I could give all 300 million Americans 3 million dollars for all of that! What a bargain!”

  3. 3/4 of these are also featured in Joe Santagato’s “Idiots of the Internet” videos on youtube. You should watch them they are hilarious

  4. I’m thinking that oven mess could’ve been a plastic cutting board at one point?? If it didn’t look so much like cinnamon bun, pardon me, synonym roll icing I’d be grossed out

  5. Wasn’t the “ask the person who died who did it” thing in a Fringe episode? I’m remembering an utterly creepy scene with (of course) Nina Sharp but I didn’t find the quote anywhere.

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