16 Extremely Helpful Subtitles

Another thing you can do is mute the sound and turn off subtitles and create your own story. [via dorkly]



24 responses to 16 Extremely Helpful Subtitles

  1. I enjoyed these but have some clarifications on one or two that I would like to share because I have found that people with a similar sense of humour as me find that context can either improve the joke, or make you say ‘ooo-hhh’ both of which are things people enjoy.
    Also in the current political climate I think that taking things out of context is often used against the opposing side so it’s good to have all the information available.

      1. I know this is a terribly uncouth thing to say, but your comment literally made me laugh until I farted. Which only made me laugh harder.

  2. In an episode of HIMYM Marshall is making the bed spring noise to imply that Ted and Robin were having sex again. However, whoever did the subtitles did NOT get that and instead put (imitates horse neighing) which is… I feel like it would be really confusing if you’re deaf and now wondering why he was making horse noises…

  3. As a captioner, I can say 60% of these I wouldn’t even bat an eye at, despite how silly I’d feel typing them out. The others… (Sobbing mathematically)? What the hell?

  4. You know, Ricky grew up as a little shit-spark from the old shit-flint. And then he turned into a shit-bonfire and then driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, he turned into a raging shit-firestorm. If I get to be married to Barb i’ll have total control of Sunnyvale, and then I can unleash a shitnami tidal wave that’ll engulf Ricky and extinguish his shit-flames forever. And with any luck, he’ll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shit-waves.

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