It means they have committed unspeakable sins. We may not know what they are. But you will know if you have committed them, for a cat will come and sit on your pizza.
I live in a four unit building, and one is let out to AirBNB. I had to leave town to plan the funeral of a beloved family member, so I wasn’t hogging the machine. When I got back, feeling really crappy because my loved one had died, some AirBNB woman took out all my laundry after ten minutes and threw it on the floor.
You were hogging the machine. But she shouldn’t have put them on the floor. Idk why you thikn you know it was after 10 minutes. She should have waited until the wash cycle was done and then put them in a basket or on a table or something clean like that. But you shouldn’t have left the clothes in the machine to molder and ruin the machine w/out telling anyone.
Cat on pizza? How is this karma? Is this what you get for owning a cat? Yes but everyone knows that. So how is it karma?
It means they have committed unspeakable sins. We may not know what they are. But you will know if you have committed them, for a cat will come and sit on your pizza.
The doesn’t like pineapple on pizza.
I didn’t realize there was pineapple on it, now its clear! Pineapple on pizza is a deadly sin and the price you pay for it is a cat butt.
Hell yeah! They should dip it in milk instead
Why would anyone dip a cat in milk?
Ooooorrr, he was claiming the golden topped slices for himself, plotting to later sneakily snag them from garbage bin…or whatever is necessary.
I thought Samurai Pizza Cat on first try!
So if there is no immediate karma then you’re fine to keep doing whatever you want? Sweet!
As long as you keep managing that ass, #3.
#BEST mother in Wyoming
They did SOMETHING wrong.
The washing machine one happened to me once. Told my RA and the culprit got a talking to.
Did your RA wag their finger admonishingly at the culprit?
Oooh, I hope there was some disappointed head-shaking, too!
a talking to? was it at least a stern talking to?
Do seagulls have bad juju??
They poop on things
Was he saving the constipation bars for himself since he’s the one who is constipated?
He was the constipated-dog owner.
Taking people’s clothes out mid-cycle is evil.
I live in a four unit building, and one is let out to AirBNB. I had to leave town to plan the funeral of a beloved family member, so I wasn’t hogging the machine. When I got back, feeling really crappy because my loved one had died, some AirBNB woman took out all my laundry after ten minutes and threw it on the floor.
You were hogging the machine. But she shouldn’t have put them on the floor. Idk why you thikn you know it was after 10 minutes. She should have waited until the wash cycle was done and then put them in a basket or on a table or something clean like that. But you shouldn’t have left the clothes in the machine to molder and ruin the machine w/out telling anyone.
I mean, if you’re drunk driving in Wyoming is there really a chance of hitting anything at all other than aggressive wind?
Antelope. You risk hitting antelope. There are more antelope in Wyoming than people.
So, is anyone else going to comment about the guy who apparently keeps frozen dog laxatives in a communal refrigerator?
I liked the stolen bike and fire hose and the employee parking one.
Funneh shiite!!