Is there some kind of global plate shortage I don’t know about? (Also, if I wanted to squeeze my own orange juice or assemble my own salad, I could do it at home for a lot less money).
I have been served that “salad.” The one that is a head of lettuce with a sprinkling of dressing on the plate beside it. It sucked. There’s never enough dressing and you can’t cut a fucking head of lettuce like a steak it just falls apart and makes a mess.
Never eat anywhere they’re trying to make a statement with food.
Quit messing about with umbrellas and ladders! Just give me the food!
If someone brought me that “orange juice” I’d be like WTF? Can you please take this in the back and bring me juice in a glass? Just no.
That one reminds me of Cold Warriors from Futurama:
Where’s that Chicken Soup we asked for?
Bender: Chicken, water, fire. You take it from there
The shovel of sausage and beans looks good.
Ah, we meet again, lettuce napkin.
I would walk out of every single place in the pictures, nothing edible here.
Except for the Ferris Wheel of Unidentified Fried Object. That looks pretty good. The rest would be an insult.
The Fried Foods Ferris Wheel is an awesome idea.
The rest are weird.
i agree, internet points sir/madam!
Prosciutto Barbie needs to rethink her life choices.
I think it ‘s serrano ham.
or really thin slices of raw beef.
Right?! Seriously if you plan on being the center piece at least get your fucking hair done!
I would totally get the Fried Foods Ferris Wheel.
The rest are weird. I can’t even tell how would you even eat some of those
I mean, the Burger-Knife thing also looks good, but that’s probably more to do with the sheer amount of meat and cheese involved.
Also, do you get to keep the knife like some kind of extremely pointy Happy Meal toy, or…?
Excaliburger
Nice one!
Is there some kind of global plate shortage I don’t know about? (Also, if I wanted to squeeze my own orange juice or assemble my own salad, I could do it at home for a lot less money).
If the menu item in picture #5 isn’t called the “Excali-burger”, I’m going to be very disappointed.
I eat that many hamburg patties in one year.
I would eat most of these.
I have been served that “salad.” The one that is a head of lettuce with a sprinkling of dressing on the plate beside it. It sucked. There’s never enough dressing and you can’t cut a fucking head of lettuce like a steak it just falls apart and makes a mess.
Never eat anywhere they’re trying to make a statement with food.
Gordon Ramsey would shit himself if he saw any of these.
Can I keep the olive tree?
The wine glasses with cake slices on top look like something the people of Buzzfeed would call Instagram Famous and go review.
No one is going to talk about the bloddy mary garnished with half the menu and a seperate bloody mary? We’re okay with that? Okay, then.