How To Talk To Short People (19 Pics)

There’s a right way to do things and a wrong way to do things. And then, according to the internet there’s a bunch of other ways too. You can call these “variations on a meme”. [via smosh]

     

             

24 responses to How To Talk To Short People (19 Pics)

  1. Short people are one of the last remaining minority groups with no respect. And people with clown feet.

      1. Gingers?! Are you kidding? They get tons of respect. Women by the droves dying their hair red. You don’t see people cutting off their legs to be short, do ya? No comparison.

  2. Hysterical. Of course I am tall and find short people gross. I am perplexed, though– while I love volleyball, Wilson’s like, the shortest person I can think of…ew.

    1. Sue, you are a meeeeeean 6’2″ freak and if I could reach high enough I’d punch you in the face. Except I don’t hit girls. Even giant girls. *Especially* giant girls.

      1. Even if you could reach high enough, say two or three of your pint-sized pals let you climb on their shoulders, you’d never get close enough.

    1. Kareem Abdul Jabbar:
      Bruce Lee: Whyu, hyaaaa;
      Kareem Abdul Jabbar (sitting in chair, arms folded, with sunglasses) :
      Bruce Lee:
      Bruce Lee:

      Kareem Abdul Jabbar :
      Bruce Lee: Whyu, hyaaaa; hngg, thwaaaar
      Kareem Abdul Jabbar :
      Bruce Lee: #winner

      1. Kareem Abdul Jabbar: {thinking “being tall is rad” }
        Bruce Lee: Whyu, hyaaaa;
        Kareem Abdul Jabbar (sitting in chair, arms folded, with sunglasses) : {impressive silence}
        Bruce Lee: {thinking “WTF, jeez”}
        Bruce Lee: {thinking2 “To know oneself is to study oneself in action with another person”}

        Kareem Abdul Jabbar : {kicking noises}
        Bruce Lee: Whyu, hyaaaa; hngg, thwaaaar
        Kareem Abdul Jabbar : {thinking “I regret this deeply”}
        Bruce Lee: #winner

        edit: changed greater than/ less than signs with the squiggly bracket things

  3. It’s at times like this that I’m kind of upset at homosexuals.

    “Gay” meant bullshit like this around the same time it was adopted to mean homosexual.

    This is clearly fucking gay.

    But not like in a derogatory way towards people who like to fuck similar junk as theirs. Fuck away, no one gives a shit.

    Like “gay” as an ironic twist on “happy”.

    “That’s gay” used to be such a spot on expression…

    As in, this is fucking gay.

    1. you’re honestly deluded if you think “gay” meant stupid nonsense BEFORE it meant homosexual. Being homosexual was seen as a really bad thing, so gay was adopted as a derogatory word; then it evolved a little to mean stupid nonsense.
      it always had homophobic connotations, stupid anon

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