No. Like half of them aren’t even remotely headlines, several of them weren’t even from newspapers! Why not just give it an accurate title? “Incredible newspaper stories” or “incredible things found in newspapers” or something. Covers the headlines, and covers the items from the police blotter, but doesn’t cover the stuff that’s not actually from a newspaper.
It’s nice to know Florida man has someone
it is, in deed.
I’ll play the role of local pedant today by pointing out that this post seems confused as to what a “headline” is.
Seriously? You can’t just roll with it?
No. Like half of them aren’t even remotely headlines, several of them weren’t even from newspapers! Why not just give it an accurate title? “Incredible newspaper stories” or “incredible things found in newspapers” or something. Covers the headlines, and covers the items from the police blotter, but doesn’t cover the stuff that’s not actually from a newspaper.
Yall should go fuck an angry cat in the butt.
the underwear eater story is from the onion…
I’m at a loss for the brain evolving one. What’s the joke there?
Oh, BRIAN…
Well my life is in no way improved for had figured that out.
Dumb.
You don’t find it incredibly disconcerting that some guy named Brian is evolving *as we speak*?
I can hear your thoughts…