Come visit Georgia! We have major highways that burst into flames with very little warning, and nearly everything of interest is in the top half of the state. Once you get out of the foothills, there’s nothing but cows, unidentifiable disgusting smells, and a growing conviction that “Deliverance” should have been set near one of our many sketchy interstate off-ramps instead of in the woods.
…None of that was a joke. I’m serious. Never go south of Atlanta.
Top Attractions for Missouri:
Giant metal handle (the Gateway Arch)
Short drive from anywhere to nearest meth manufacturer
Lose your least favorite relative in one of our many caves
Greetings from Florida! We’ve got Dinosaurs!
the texas one could’ve been better. all that stuff describes ARIZONA.
giant spiders
And Florida
Hilarious!!
I don’t think you know what that word means….
I would love it if this site stopped posting obvious plant stuff.
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I’m undecided…..
You don’t like the in-house humor?
I really appreciate these.
Come visit Georgia! We have major highways that burst into flames with very little warning, and nearly everything of interest is in the top half of the state. Once you get out of the foothills, there’s nothing but cows, unidentifiable disgusting smells, and a growing conviction that “Deliverance” should have been set near one of our many sketchy interstate off-ramps instead of in the woods.
…None of that was a joke. I’m serious. Never go south of Atlanta.
Basically Georgia
More top attractions for California:
-Road Rage
-Smog (not Smaug unfortunately)
-Wildfires
-And what’s that shaking the floor… oh yeah, earthquakes.
That Wisconsin one… if pretty on point actually
The Nebraska one is right on.
Top Attractions for Missouri:
Giant metal handle (the Gateway Arch)
Short drive from anywhere to nearest meth manufacturer
Lose your least favorite relative in one of our many caves
Seriously. There are so many caves.