Each week I put my potential drinking problem to work for the fine fans of Pleated Jeans, polishing off an entire bottle of wine while scouring Twitter for some dank Tweets. Here is what was funny, at least at the time.
Oh, and as always, feel free to lecture me about my drinking and/or how some of these aren’t funny in the comments. I probably deserve both.
If you're willing to look past the drawbacks of falling down stairs, it's actually a very effective method of getting down stairs
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) September 14, 2017