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The bike team always took time to stop and smell the farts.
For God's sake, just give hime the cookies!
Jerry always hated when his mother-in-law came to visit.
Larry Running Creek, Professional Tax Accountant
The new babysitter was tough, but fair.
Rule #1 for successful hitchhiking: call attention to yourself.
A giant visits the brothel.

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