Jeff Wysaski
Batman cape caught in revolving door at Neiman-Marcus. Waiting for security.
Batman RT @Riddler Riddle me this: What are the chilliest 12 inches in he world? // Help followers! Gotham City is in peril!
Batman omfg final episode of LOST you guys!
Batman for sale: Bowflex and elliptical. Doing P90X so don’t need anymore. Message me if interested.
Batman @CommissionerGordon saw the Bat Signal. On my way, but caught in traffic.
Batman just bought more stock in Wayne Enterprises. You should too!
Batman purple pants? Look at this fucking hipster. http://tinyurl.com/33nycxu
Batman getting hungry waiting for @Joker. You think Pizza Hut delivers to abandoned warehouse? LOL.
Batman @Riddler Cold Feet!
Batman Blacberty keypwd and kevlor glovez dun’t mix
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