Jeff Wysaski
10. “Has anyone seen my binoculars?” – Lookout
9. “The first thing I’m going to do when we get to America is learn how to swim.” – Honeymooner
8. “The Titanic has some of the greatest advanced technologies of this day and age. If this boat ever sinks, I’ll eat my hat.” – Shipbuilder
7. “Excuse me, deckhand, I’d like to request a room change. Do you have anything that isn’t flooded with water?” – Industrialist
6. “Turn off that iceberg report and come help me with this crossword puzzle.” – Captain
5. “Well, I don’t see how this day could get any worse.” – passenger upon hearing the kitchen was out of clam chowder.
4. “Lifeboats, Shmifeboats” – unknown passenger
3. “Sign the will? Oh honey, it’s late. I’ll just do it in the morning.” – wealthy dowager
2. “AAAAUUUUUUGGHHH!” – various passengers
1. “I’m king of the world!!” – drifter/artist
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