17 Funny Wallet Items From Fictional Characters

What do characters like Homer Simpson, Jack Sparrow and Darth Vader carry around in their back pockets? As it turns out, a lot of the same things we do:


Homer Simpson’s business card

Ned Flanders’ credit card, never leave home without it

Wile E. Coyote thinks highly of himself (source)


A couple less-than-convincing fake IDs from the cult show Freaks and Geeks

Fox Mulder always keeps it professional

The King apparently resides in Florida. I wonder what kind of car he drives


Perhaps the most famous fake ID of all time


Dr. Zoidberg’s professional business card is fabricated from a discarded piece of cardboard

Yes, I know Steve Martin is real, but something tells me this card is from Steve Martin “the performer” and not Steve Martin “the real human being.” (source)


Clearly, Moe is a man that carries out a lot of business (source)

Tobias from Arrested Development fancies himself a great analyst/therapist

A great collection of 1977 business cards for characters from the original Star Wars movie (source)


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